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Old 05-10-2021, 10:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I didn't realize they had spic and span in France. I thought that was an American exclusive product. Damn globalization.


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Old 05-11-2021, 08:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lol

I told the most Dad-est joke to end all Dad Jokes, but no one even noticed, so here it is again:

What did Groot say after logging season?

Spoiler for the punch (me in the Dad) line:
I am board.

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Old 05-11-2021, 09:48 AM   #8 (permalink)
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you got the best Dad jokes Plankton, lol
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Old 05-11-2021, 02:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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One day we were absolutely swamped at work and like two people down and it's just a complete **** show for hours and my manager was stressed out and frazzled. So she asks me in a tone of numb panic to make her a Whopper.

"Abra kadabra, you're a Whopper."

She squeezed her eyes shut and kind of turned her head away with an emotion I can't quite put into words and I swear I saw a year of her life leave her body. I'm sure firing me must have occured to her at least for a second.
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