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Old 05-09-2021, 07:35 PM   #491 (permalink)
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I didn't realize they had spic and span in France. I thought that was an American exclusive product. Damn globalization.
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Old 05-10-2021, 09:57 AM   #492 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2021, 10:33 AM   #493 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2021, 10:39 AM   #494 (permalink)
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I didn't realize they had spic and span in France. I thought that was an American exclusive product. Damn globalization.


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https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/spick-and-span.html
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Old 05-10-2021, 11:53 AM   #496 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2021, 08:52 AM   #498 (permalink)
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lol

I told the most Dad-est joke to end all Dad Jokes, but no one even noticed, so here it is again:

What did Groot say after logging season?

Spoiler for the punch (me in the Dad) line:
I am board.

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Old 05-11-2021, 09:48 AM   #499 (permalink)
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you got the best Dad jokes Plankton, lol
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Old 05-11-2021, 11:43 AM   #500 (permalink)
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