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Old 12-15-2014, 06:41 PM   #301 (permalink)
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Because you'd hog all the booze.
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I could be cute if I wanted to be, I just choose not to because you wouldn't be able to handle yourself.
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Old 12-15-2014, 07:33 PM   #302 (permalink)
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It totally would! Fuck this game
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Old 12-15-2014, 07:43 PM   #303 (permalink)
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Because you used white-out on all the vowels in my memoir!
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Old 12-15-2014, 08:19 PM   #304 (permalink)
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Because you wouldn't let me write your memoir.
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Old 12-15-2014, 09:22 PM   #305 (permalink)
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Because I kept yelling out Josef's name in bed.
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Old 12-15-2014, 09:43 PM   #306 (permalink)
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Batlord? More like Farts-with-the-rage-of-a-thousand-burritos Lord.
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Old 12-15-2014, 09:58 PM   #307 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:15 PM   #308 (permalink)
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Because of the restraining order
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:21 PM   #309 (permalink)
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Because you are not actually a woman with beautiful hair.
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:25 PM   #310 (permalink)
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Because you don't think my hair is beautiful when it actually is
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