I know what a roast is. I just didn't find some of it funny. But if you read it all in Gilbert Gottfried's voice...

I won't keep going on with the conversation after this post. All i want with this thread is good natured jokes. That's it. End of story.

Anyway, you guys have 2 more days to get all your hatred out towards Frownland, because we start ripping on Isbjørn next Monday. And i'm sure we've all got a thing or two to say to him.

Don't worry about them, Ki. When people start needlessly complaining, just listen to DwnWthVwls' words of wisdom...

Anyway, back to the roast. Here is a video of someone covering one of Frownland's songs:

Oh yeah, I guess you can all do me.

And then you can roast me.

After that you can make fun of me.

Good.

I certainly have some choice words for that fucking commie.

You better be ready, you little bitch.

Did I say that to you? Old ass post..

Can't we just bang you on the spit and make fun of you at the same time? Kill 3 birds in one thrust.

I like to be wooed slowly.

To be completely fair, that quote goes both ways.

I don't have to apologize for thinking majority of you have been uncreative and boring. I would make a joke relating that to Frownland's music but that joke has already been ran into the ground.

"Frownland's music sucks" That's comedy to you people? That's what you people call wit?

"At least this guy with crayons in his beard that looks absolutely nothing like Frownland knows how to write music!" I'm glad I never payed to see you guys do stand up, this isn't even worth free! Reading that was a waste of my time! I feel as though I have been jipped for sitting through this god damned thread just to read that ****. Holy ****! Are you trying to roast the guy? Because to me it looks like all you did was turn the heat up to an uncomfortable level. Some where, Frownland is sulking because he thought he was getting an ultimate roasting from some top chefs this week. Nope, all he got was a bunch of little girls with their EZ bake ovens. I just hope the next person on the list to get roasted brings a coat so they don't get cold. ****ing roast, my ass. You guys didn't roast him, you didn't fry him, you didn't bake him, you didn't BBQ him, you didn't grill him, you didn't even microwave him. You just pulled him out and left him at room temperature and now we're all starving because the meat has been spoiled. Don't try to tell me that I don't get it because it's an avant-garde roast. You guys just suck.

I'm most disappointed in you Batlord, I thought you were the forum *******.

^I'm only being mean to keep in spirit of the thread, guys.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20110918015706


^That's Frownland patiently waiting to be roasted.

http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news/NEmQv87xS1Qwpu_1_2.jpg

^That's Frownland when he realized how unfunny you people are.

Everything I could say to Frownland I've already said. And nobody trashed his music as awesomely as I did.

http://www.musicbanter.com/general-m...ml#post1606414

http://tech.co/wp-content/uploads/20...avid_cross.jpg

^Frownland when that terrible terrible joke about the guy with crayons in his beard knowing how to write music was made.

You were one of the more clever ones in comparison, but that doesn't say much.

That review was pretty damned funny.


Edit: If you didn't know by now, you can definitely add me to the list of people being roasted.

I think you have Chris confused with David Cross.

Added Batty and Lucem to the roast list.

Add me, too. Even though I'm not as well known around here, I'm up for a good forum bashing.

What the hell, add me as well.
I'm probably too busy and not witty enough to do lots of roasting myself, but have a go at me.

8/10 for the picture, -4 for eyesore animation

Yeah, it's pretty damn epilepticy.
I wonder whether the effect would be possible with less blinking.

You guys really don't even have to roast Frownland, when he roasts himself so splendidly...

You lost, Alice?

Wrong thread, dumbass.

Welcome aboard.

Mmmmmmhhhhmmmm... Christmas roast.

The "Post A Song Worse Than The One Above You" should be filled with WISK tunes, but sadly that would kill the thread.

I was actually thinking the same thing, but that would mean I'd have to search up a WISK song, and I don't think Frownland deserves anyone to look up his music. I'm surprised the internet still allows his music to float where it's at currently.

Plus, posting that many WIS(k) songs in one thread might cause it to collapse in on itself and likely take MB out as well as any other websites on that same server and any server that happen to be connected. The only way to stop this WIS(k)hole would be to take out the power grid for the surrounding area, but first we'd have to locate it by spiking the CAT5 cable with anti-avant garde music which may cause internal damage to music based websites. Last.FM, Spotify, and iTunes would all revert to two earlier revisions of themselves out of pure disgust.

I don't think Google would allow it anyway.

If you try to search for any of Frownlands music through Google it comes up with "are you sure you didn't mean music by talented artists?"

I just tried that, the only thing that came up was a bunch of definitions for the word 'music'. That's weird.

"vocal or instrumental sounds (or both) combined in such a way as to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion."

I wasn't serious.

:)

^Its 10pm on Sunday. Your roast begins tomorrow.

How pstnormative of you. Don't be so ignorant.

Fine, go ahead and roast Pissborn.