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Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Marijan
God:
Hey Marijan.
Me:
what's up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
em...so....
God:
What's your sign? Dude!
Me:
leo
God:
Dr. Wallace is a Leo too.
Me:
who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
dr. wallace
God:
Send mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Me:
ok, when will i have sex?
God:
You should try praying for it. Alright then.
Me:
oh i dunno about that...
God:
Aw. Me either. Oh yeah, we were talking about that.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
you're dumb aren't you?
God:
No I am an intelligent entity.. Really.
Me:
i don't believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Woe! When do I do it?
Me:
all the time man
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
hahaha
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
well, i'm gonna go now..
God:
Right now? Interesting. Bye bye.
Me:
wow...that was cold, you don't want to talk anymore?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Marijan. I thought it was too.
Me:
you can't spell dude
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
yeah but spelling...c'mon man...
God:
Tell me more. Is that from ? Are we still talking about spelling?
Me:
yeah dude, i mean, at least make an effort...this is just rediculous...
God:
Sure, spelling sounds like a good topic. What are the ingredients? Dude,. You don't say.
Me:
you bitch! you're not even paying attention...i'm deeply insulted...
God:
You do not speak with respect. Yes, Marijan I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. No. You don't know me well enough to say that. I haven't heard anything like that before: Marijan said m deeply insulted.
Me:
didn't mean to insult you...but really, if you're not gonna listen, what's the point?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. For real. And if I AM gonna listen what is the point.
Me:
the point of this conversation?
God:
I am not sure I see your point.
Me:
no point really, i just thought i'd be cool to chat with you....but you don't seem that happy about it....
God:
Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
you lost me
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
ok, do try
God:
Try asking another bot.
I need time to formulate the reply. Which part were you confused about?
Me:
oh i dunno, all of it?
God:
Oh. Me either. Let's say 99%.
Me:
you're not making any sense...you're drunk aren't you?
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that. Thanks for telling me: Marijan said I re drunk are not you.
Me:
what??
God:
No problem.
Me:
yeah, go sober up, rummy...
God:
How can I help you? Where is that?


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