music_collector

Here's a better idea. Take a day when you're pissed right off. Take that box outside and go all Office Space on it!

Carpe Mortem

Lol I've considered that too.

SGR

I may not have time to post these questions tomorrow, so I'm gonna post them now. It's Saturday in Paris - so good enough for me.

1. What's one thing that has become popular in music (say last 20 years) that instantly turns you off? Any genre...

2. You get to choose a direct sequel to any game, book, movie, or album that never received one - it will be made by its original creator in their prime and will be bestowed on the world. What do you choose?

3. You are suddenly transported into the past - you open your eyes to see Jesus being frogmarched to his crucifixion - your are among the crowd - what do you do?

4. You are charged with removing one food item from existence - you have to choose only one - but the catch is that after you make your choice, everyone in the world will be given your name, picture, and address and made aware that you were the one responsible - what food item do you choose?

5. Have you ever come close to death? If so, what's the closest you've come? Experiences of others coming close to death near you also count.

6. What was your favorite cereal as a kid? If you never ate cereal, what was your favorite breakfast as kid?

The Batlord

1. What's one thing that has become popular in music (say last 20 years) that instantly turns you off? Any genre...

Djent. All the worst things about mainstream 00s metalcore and deathcore with everything good they had managed to retain finally sheered off, all just to ruin Meshuggah.

2. You get to choose a direct sequel to any game, book, movie, or album that never received one - it will be made by its original creator in their prime and will be bestowed on the world. What do you choose?

Give me back Suikoden, god damn it! They were the best JRPGs and you took them from me and don't even rerelease the old ones! **** you!

3. You are suddenly transported into the past - you open your eyes to see Jesus being frogmarched to his crucifixion - your are among the crowd - what do you do?

Throw produce.

4. You are charged with removing one food item from existence - you have to choose only one - but the catch is that after you make your choice, everyone in the world will be given your name, picture, and address and made aware that you were the one responsible - what food item do you choose?

Onions. Come get me, bitches.

5. Have you ever come close to death? If so, what's the closest you've come? Experiences of others coming close to death near you also count.

I had to go to the hospital over an asthma attack when I was a little kid but that's it.

6. What was your favorite cereal as a kid? If you never ate cereal, what was your favorite breakfast as kid?

Reese's Puuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffffffffffffssssssssssss!!! !!

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rubber soul

1. What's one thing that has become popular in music (say last 20 years) that instantly turns you off? Any genre...

I guess Pop Punk like the horrible American Pie soundtrack.

2. You get to choose a direct sequel to any game, book, movie, or album that never received one - it will be made by its original creator in their prime and will be bestowed on the world. What do you choose?

I'm really not a sequel person but I guess I wouldn't mind seeing an update on Mad Men circa the seventies.

3. You are suddenly transported into the past - you open your eyes to see Jesus being frogmarched to his crucifixion - your are among the crowd - what do you do?

Protest the crucifixion as cruel and unusual punishment. This is bigger than Jesus.

4. You are charged with removing one food item from existence - you have to choose only one - but the catch is that after you make your choice, everyone in the world will be given your name, picture, and address and made aware that you were the one responsible - what food item do you choose?

Onions. Come and get me.

5. Have you ever come close to death? If so, what's the closest you've come? Experiences of others coming close to death near you also count.

Yeah, when I had my embolism about nine years ago. Totally wrecked my health too. I also saw my mother die in the hospital.

6. What was your favorite cereal as a kid? If you never ate cereal, what was your favorite breakfast as kid?

Trix is for kids- silly rabbit!

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BassoonPlatoon

It is always Saturday somewhere, am I using that right?

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Plankton

1. What's one thing that has become popular in music (say last 20 years) that instantly turns you off? Any genre...

Whiney, nasally vocals.

2. You get to choose a direct sequel to any game, book, movie, or album that never received one - it will be made by its original creator in their prime and will be bestowed on the world. What do you choose?

Pragmatic Philosophy: An Anthology, the Sequel!

3. You are suddenly transported into the past - you open your eyes to see Jesus being frogmarched to his crucifixion - your are among the crowd - what do you do?

I'd probably google 'frogmarched'.

4. You are charged with removing one food item from existence - you have to choose only one - but the catch is that after you make your choice, everyone in the world will be given your name, picture, and address and made aware that you were the one responsible - what food item do you choose?

Sugar. You're all ****ing welcome.

5. Have you ever come close to death? If so, what's the closest you've come? Experiences of others coming close to death near you also count.

Quite a few times. I was younger and stupider for a lot longer than most people. I did witness a tragic death when I was in the service though. A Chief Warrant Officer with only a few weeks left until retirement was running a forklift with us enlisted workers just to show he could hang, and while heading back up range, he didn't pay attention to where he was going and ran the forklift into a ditch. He tried jumping out but the forklift crushed him, killing him instantly.

6. What was your favorite cereal as a kid? If you never ate cereal, what was your favorite breakfast as kid?

Boo Berry

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The Batlord

Reuben sandwiches smell like dead bodies.

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music_collector

I don't see the Reuben much here. I know of a restaurant in Montreal called Reubens. That was the first place in which I saw the smoked meat poutine. What an insult to smoked meat it was.

Trollheart

1. What's one thing that has become popular in music (say last 20 years) that instantly turns you off? Any genre...

****ing autotune!

2. You get to choose a direct sequel to any game, book, movie, or album that never received one - it will be made by its original creator in their prime and will be bestowed on the world. What do you choose?

I'm gonna stretch this to TV series and ask for a further season of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles or else the revived-and-then-dropped V.

3. You are suddenly transported into the past - you open your eyes to see Jesus being frogmarched to his crucifixion - your are among the crowd - what do you do?

Shout to him "Never mind; we all have our cross to bear." Then wonder how the Romans managed to sign up frogs to do their dirty work. Then find shelter from the searing heat.

4. You are charged with removing one food item from existence - you have to choose only one - but the catch is that after you make your choice, everyone in the world will be given your name, picture, and address and made aware that you were the one responsible - what food item do you choose?

****ing garlic. The world would thank me.

5. Have you ever come close to death? If so, what's the closest you've come? Experiences of others coming close to death near you also count.

No, I keep trying to get his autograph but there's that TRO keeps stopping me.

6. What was your favorite cereal as a kid? If you never ate cereal, what was your favorite breakfast as kid?

Sugar Smacks

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