The Saturday 6-Pack

Terrible Lizard · 03-28-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
There's no such thing as bad luck.

Was waiting for that response.

right-track · 03-28-2009, 03:11 PM

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Give the wife a key of her own.

2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had.
Walking through the woods at night, on a full moon (no idea why it was a full moon, but I remember it well) and reaching a clearing where there stood a huge aircraft hanger type building. On entering I noticed there were rows of warehouse type skips completely covering the floorspace and reaching as high as the ceiling, lit only by the moonlight flooding through the skylight.
On closer inspection of the contents of the skips, I realised they contained the total amount of products I'd made in my working life.
It was then it dawned on me, that we are all a part of a huge government conspiracy where all the labours of our working life are sent to a huge storage building somewhere in a remote place...and that we all have one.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
This year as from last month and still going strong.

4. First experience with death.
Being present when a schoolboy friend and neighbour was run over by a reversing articulated lorry. We'd been playing on our bikes.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
I have absolutely no idea....Closer - Joy Division.

6. Why do people suffer?
Someone* already said something like, "because others don't". Great answer. I'll add to it and say "so others don't have to". Not sure if that's what they meant, but there's a difference.

Edit: *lucifer_sam

Alfred · 03-28-2009, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

6. Why do people suffer?
lucifer_sam

Fixed.

lucifer_sam · 03-28-2009, 03:22 PM

lol

NSW · 03-28-2009, 09:17 PM

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Wake my husband up and make him check it out!

2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had.
It involved people close to me being brutally killed before my eyes. wtf...

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
Don't believe in luck.

4. First experience with death.
When my great-grandmother died when I was 16.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
This question is too damn hard.

6. Why do people suffer?
Greed.

spark10036 · 03-28-2009, 09:45 PM

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
wake my ,ex-green beret, brother up, and go downstairs to kick the guys' that woke me up butt

2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had
well, it was very strange...for some reason I had to stop a terrorist group, led by...sean connery...honest...

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
it's been two years now

4. First experience with death.
a classmate died when I was 7, forgot all about it until a few years ago

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
"Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs" by Derek and the Dominos

6. Why do people suffer?
because some other people are so damn pretty

Surell · 03-28-2009, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by spark10036

4. First experience with death.
a classmate died when I was 7, forgot all about it until a few years ago

Oh yeah, the same thing happened to me in first grade (same age).

khfreek · 03-29-2009, 08:22 AM

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Yell at someone.

2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had
Something about insect sex.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
A card game's length?

4. First experience with death.
Well I've had some distant relatives die.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
Kidz Bop 7, so they would know how lame the human race was.

6. Why do people suffer?
Because if suffering didn't exist, pleasure wouldn't either.

djchameleon · 03-29-2009, 08:45 AM

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
close my laptop and ready it as a weapon

2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had
probably would have to be when I raped barney and killed him while I was raping him.....I think I had mexican for dinner that night.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
I don't experience bad luck....I see the silver lining in every situation that happens and others would think is bad luck

4. First experience with death.
Walking on my way to school one day, some bum was crossing the street and got hit by a car. The car speeds off and several people walk over his body as they continue on with their lives.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
To The Extreme from the one and only Vanilla Ice. Every sentient being should have the pleasure of hearing Ice Ice Baby.

6. Why do people suffer?
A majority of the time they bring it upon themselves and if they didn't well they were destined to suffer so that others don't have to suffer. A cosmic balance exists.

Surell · 03-29-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by khfreek

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
Kidz Bop 7, so they would know how lame the human race was.

God damn it.

03-28-2009, 03:22 PM	#1664 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	lol __________________ first.am

03-28-2009, 09:17 PM	#1665 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do? Wake my husband up and make him check it out! 2. Most ed up dream you've ever had. It involved people close to me being brutally killed before my eyes. wtf... 3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced? Don't believe in luck. 4. First experience with death. When my great-grandmother died when I was 16. 5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be? This question is too damn hard. 6. Why do people suffer? Greed. __________________ Hi.

03-28-2009, 09:45 PM	#1666 (permalink)
spark10036 locomotive power Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: too drunk to remember Posts: 518	1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do? wake my ,ex-green beret, brother up, and go downstairs to kick the guys' that woke me up butt 2. Most ed up dream you've ever had well, it was very strange...for some reason I had to stop a terrorist group, led by...sean connery...honest... 3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced? it's been two years now 4. First experience with death. a classmate died when I was 7, forgot all about it until a few years ago 5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be? "Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs" by Derek and the Dominos 6. Why do people suffer? because some other people are so damn pretty __________________ ...siempre es possible

03-29-2009, 08:22 AM	#1668 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do? Yell at someone. 2. Most ed up dream you've ever had Something about insect sex. 3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced? A card game's length? 4. First experience with death. Well I've had some distant relatives die. 5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be? Kidz Bop 7, so they would know how lame the human race was. 6. Why do people suffer? Because if suffering didn't exist, pleasure wouldn't either. __________________ last.fm

03-28-2009, 03:11 PM	#1662 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do? Give the wife a key of her own. 2. Most ed up dream you've ever had. Walking through the woods at night, on a full moon (no idea why it was a full moon, but I remember it well) and reaching a clearing where there stood a huge aircraft hanger type building. On entering I noticed there were rows of warehouse type skips completely covering the floorspace and reaching as high as the ceiling, lit only by the moonlight flooding through the skylight. On closer inspection of the contents of the skips, I realised they contained the total amount of products I'd made in my working life. It was then it dawned on me, that we are all a part of a huge government conspiracy where all the labours of our working life are sent to a huge storage building somewhere in a remote place...and that we all have one. 3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced? This year as from last month and still going strong. 4. First experience with death. Being present when a schoolboy friend and neighbour was run over by a reversing articulated lorry. We'd been playing on our bikes. 5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be? I have absolutely no idea....Closer - Joy Division. 6. Why do people suffer? Someone* already said something like, "because others don't". Great answer. I'll add to it and say "so others don't have to". Not sure if that's what they meant, but there's a difference. Edit: *lucifer_sam

03-29-2009, 08:45 AM	#1669 (permalink)
djchameleon A.B.N. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NY baby Posts: 11,455	1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do? close my laptop and ready it as a weapon 2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had probably would have to be when I raped barney and killed him while I was raping him.....I think I had mexican for dinner that night. 3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced? I don't experience bad luck....I see the silver lining in every situation that happens and others would think is bad luck 4. First experience with death. Walking on my way to school one day, some bum was crossing the street and got hit by a car. The car speeds off and several people walk over his body as they continue on with their lives. 5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be? To The Extreme from the one and only Vanilla Ice. Every sentient being should have the pleasure of hearing Ice Ice Baby. 6. Why do people suffer? A majority of the time they bring it upon themselves and if they didn't well they were destined to suffer so that others don't have to suffer. A cosmic balance exists.