The Bitch Box

Trollheart · 10-06-2012, 08:22 AM

Sorry hun, I have to stop now or Urban will capture all my cats and *shudder* teach them choreographed dance routines! Ergh!

(I'd be happy to PM you pics if you want: I have so many they're subcategorised into Ritchie, Eddie, Molly, Spooky (RIP), Debbie (RIP) and Group...

But like I said, check out the vets: there are usually ads on the walls. Well where I go anyway. Failing that, just grab the next cat you see on the street!

The Batlord · 10-06-2012, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ?

Ahem

http://www.musicbanter.com/introduct...allery-21.html

Burning Down · 10-06-2012, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I knew Urban was just some crotchety old man shaking his cane at everyone!

Urban Hat€monger ? · 10-06-2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 10-06-2012, 10:32 PM

I don't know if I can fall asleep all by myself

Burning Down · 10-07-2012, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Hermione

I don't know if I can fall asleep all by myself

This weekend is a long weekend because it's Thanksgiving here, and I'm at my parents house with my boyfriend. On Friday my mom was all like "You are not sleeping in the same room at all this weekend!" I wasn't planning on having sex or anything under their roof, but apparently just being in the same bed is too close now. One more night...

Dr_Rez · 10-07-2012, 11:02 AM

I met the coolest girl this weekend at a friends cabin. Honestly have never conversed with someone so naturally I had just met. We only spent one day and night together but she is going back to where she lives across the country, so I will probably never see her again. Man that makes me ****in sad. This girl would make a a happy man living around here.

Stephen · 10-07-2012, 04:28 PM

Kept getting prank calls from a private number ringing and hanging up. Finally they spoke when my wife answered and it was the brother of some guy. He told my wife her daughter stole $500 from his brother and he was trying to be some sort of enforcer. After hearing his story and getting a description we realised it was actually the junky bitch next door who when she got caught gave this guy a fake name and our phone number. Stupid really because we knew it was her as soon as we heard the story and we gave him her real name because he said the cops couldn't do anything without it. We also rang the cops to make sure the story was true and he wasn't just going to come around and break her knees. Cops told us her and her bitch mother are also ripping off some old guy with dementia. Freaking scum.

LuckyLovexoxoxxx · 10-09-2012, 05:04 PM

Cant find my nor cal sweatshirt

Trollheart · 10-10-2012, 05:46 PM

Did you find it yet?

View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes...	30	34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility	26	29.89%
Sh...Should I?	31	35.63%
Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

10-06-2012, 08:22 AM	#10491 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Sorry hun, I have to stop now or Urban will capture all my cats and shudder teach them choreographed dance routines! Ergh! (I'd be happy to PM you pics if you want: I have so many they're subcategorised into Ritchie, Eddie, Molly, Spooky (RIP), Debbie (RIP) and Group... But like I said, check out the vets: there are usually ads on the walls. Well where I go anyway. Failing that, just grab the next cat you see on the street! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-07-2012, 11:02 AM	#10497 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	I met the coolest girl this weekend at a friends cabin. Honestly have never conversed with someone so naturally I had just met. We only spent one day and night together but she is going back to where she lives across the country, so I will probably never see her again. Man that makes me ***in sad. This girl would make a a happy man living around here. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew* Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

10-09-2012, 05:04 PM	#10499 (permalink)
LuckyLovexoxoxxx shake it for me:) Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Nor Cal bxtch,California (: Posts: 85	Cant find my nor cal sweatshirt __________________ I can be your best friend and make everything wonderful or I can be your worst enemy and make your life a living hell.

10-10-2012, 05:46 PM	#10500 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Did you find it yet? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-06-2012, 10:32 PM	#10495 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I don't know if I can fall asleep all by myself

10-07-2012, 04:28 PM	#10498 (permalink)
Stephen I sleep in your hat Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Melbourne, Vic. Aus. Posts: 1,846	Kept getting prank calls from a private number ringing and hanging up. Finally they spoke when my wife answered and it was the brother of some guy. He told my wife her daughter stole $500 from his brother and he was trying to be some sort of enforcer. After hearing his story and getting a description we realised it was actually the junky bitch next door who when she got caught gave this guy a fake name and our phone number. Stupid really because we knew it was her as soon as we heard the story and we gave him her real name because he said the cops couldn't do anything without it. We also rang the cops to make sure the story was true and he wasn't just going to come around and break her knees. Cops told us her and her bitch mother are also ripping off some old guy with dementia. Freaking scum.