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Old 03-24-2016, 09:44 AM   #21951 (permalink)
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The jellyfish, first of all trying to throw glitter at a jellyfish is near impossible. Once Key$ha throws the glitter at the jellyfish it would be stop by the surface tension of the water. Being unaware of the jellies' anatomy by the time she grabs the jellyfish and looks for the stomach to pierce Keys$ha would have been stunned to death by its tentacles. You would weep bitterly but it would be your own fault for misleading her with such misinformation about glitter and such.
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Old 03-24-2016, 10:35 AM   #21953 (permalink)
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Except that he misspelled "Ke$ha". "Key$ha"? Seriously? Get bent.
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Except that he misspelled "Ke$ha". "Key$ha"? Seriously? Get bent.




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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 03-24-2016, 10:48 AM   #21955 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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^^ that's the second time this week he's earned that.
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Which one of us?
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The one toward whom it was directed...

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Old 03-24-2016, 12:36 PM   #21960 (permalink)
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I will declare a temporary cessation of hostilities due to your correct use of the word "whom".


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