jackhammer

Made this today:



Chicken bake. Easy peasy.

Minced chicken
Carrots
onions- dry fry

Add 2 spoonfuls of flour and leave for 2 minutes
Add a couple of spoons of tomato puree and 300 ml of chicken stock and simmer for 15 minutes, adding fresh thyme and season accordingly. Add it to a casserole dish and leave to cool.

Make some mashed potatoes adding butter, salt and pepper and 100g of a mild hard cheese. Top the chicken with the potatoes and bake in the oven. Serve with garden peas.

For best results cook the dish next day and it will retain it's consistency better after being left in the fridge.

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pourmeanother

Best clam chowdah:

(Serves 1, or maybe 2 normal people)

-Cut up a potado into small cubes
-Chop half onion into small pieces
-Cry from onion
-Pour liquid from 1 bottle of clam juice and 2 cans of clams (1 whole, 1 chopped) into a cup
-In large pot add copious amounts of butter, and heat onion on med-high for like 5 min
-Add potado and clam juice and bring to boil
-After boil, turn heat down so it's just a simmering boil, cook for hellaaa days
-Add clams, cook again for hellaaa days
-Stir in 2 cups of half-and-half, no fat free
-Turn up heat and allow it to get to a point like 3 seconds before it boils- you gotta pay attention because milk stuff boils fast, when it's bubblin' turn off the heat
-As it's approaching boil, stir in a few tablespoons of flour- to help thicken it up (not required)
-Add Salt N Peppa. Also, salt and pepper.
-Eat

Ingredients: 1 potado, 1/2 onion, 1 cup clam juice (8 oz?), 2 cans clams (16 oz total?), half quart half-and-half

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Urban Hat€monger ?

What I shall be eating in a few minutes

Urban's Ultra Cool Beef Stroganoff

You will need.....

3 Small thin Minute Steaks
1 Small Onion
A couple of handfulls of mushrooms
Bottle White Wine
A Quarter of a pint of Cream

Cut the Steak into small cubes & fry them. When brown chop the onion and add them to the pan with a good splash of wine.

When they're cooked take them out of the pan , drain the meat juices back into it add another good splash of wine and fry the mushrooms.

When the mushrooms are cooked add the meat & onions back into the pan. Add salt & pepper , a nice sized glass of wine & the cream.

Stir it all in and then fuck off for 20/30 minutes while it simmers & reduces the sauce.

Eat with boiled rice , or for the fat cunt option with chips.

Serves 2 , or 1 if you are going for the fat cunt option.

Enjoy

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lucifer_sam

we usually do it with noodles.

but the fat cunt option looks delicious.

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SATCHMO

Urban are you on any new medications or something?

Trauma

Shepherd's Pie (Vegan)

Ingredients:
4-5 large potatoes, cut into quarters (Idaho or Russet)
Can of sweet corn
1 or 2 large carrots, chopped
1 celery stalk, chopped
1/2 cup spinach or arugula, coarsely chopped
15 oz. bag of lentils
1 tbsp. soy sauce
2 tbsp. salt
Vegetable or Castor Oil
1/4 cup rice/soy milk
1 (or more) cups Earth Balance

Instructions

1. Start boiling the potatoes
Put them into a large pot and set on high for about 40 minutes, add some salt halfway

2. While the potatoes are boiling, start chopping the vegetables

3. When the potatoes have about 20 minutes left, cook the lentils
Put them in a pot/deep pan of hot water, boil for 15-20 minutes.
When they're done, take them out and mash them. During this time, preheat the oven for 350 degrees.

4. Put the lentils and vegetables in a large skillet and stir-fry/saute everything for about 5 minutes. Add the soy sauce while cooking.

5. Take the potatoes out and mash them, adding the Earth Balance, soy/rice milk and salt (pepper and garlic can be added as well).

6. Brush vegetable oil onto a glass baking dish. Should be something like 9X12 inches. First put the vegetable/mashed lentil mix on the bottom. Even that layer out and then spread the mashed potatoes on the top. Put this in the oven for about 20 minutes.

7. Let it cool and enjoy!

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Thrice

Wow, I saw this thread when it first started an thought I LOVE IT, then quickly forgot.
I have been cooking like a maniac lately and cant wait to post here tomorrow, im beat and going to bed, but Im pumped.

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pourmeanother

Go to Safeway (or Vons or whatever)- and buy frozen muscles in a box. Prep = put them in a saucepan and cook for 5 minutes. They turn into amazing cure for the drunkchies. I recommend drinking the butter too. $3.

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And hoping you were right about the blahs you made
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And you're surrounded by the ones you blah
Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.

Thrice

Garlichokes. (Garlic Artichokes)

If you are not familiar with artichokes, you are missing out my friend. This is the only way I have ever eaten them, although knowing a few ways to prepare. I come from a fairly large Italian family, and these are very popular amongst us.

I used to simmer them in a large pot of water, but I have been using the slow-cooker lately and they turn out just as good but faster cooking time.

Prep Time: ~30 minutes
Cooking Time: Min 3 hours, but the longer the better.

Ingredients:

All ingredient amounts are as follows: A shit ton

-Garlic Salt
-Garlic Powder
-Minced/Chopped Garlic and/or fresh garlic cloves.
-Seasoning Salt (many great varieties, I usually go with Lowrys, Janes Krazy, or Magic)
-Parsley (fresh)

-1/8 cup Olive Oil

Find the largest artichokes you can find, Im sure in Cali its not that difficult of a task, but I search these every weekend at the market and they are very hard to find in a worthwhile size on the East.

1) Trim about the top 1" off the top of the choke, also trim the tips of each individual leaf and the stem.

2) Separate leaves with thumbs to loosen up choke a bit and create space between leaves. Stuff into leaves: Minced garlic, garlic powder, garlic salt, seasoning salt, and parsley. Put alot of ingredients it, for once you submerge into water much of it will float out. Make sure to add ingredients into the middle of the artichoke, as it will flavor the covented heart.



3) Place chokes into slow cooker or large sized pot of water, stem side down, fully submerged if possible . Pour oil over the top of chokes. Simmer on 'low' setting. Every once in a while to your liking, add a bit of oil to the top. If they are not fully submerged, then keep the top moist with a spoon or baster.



4) Eat your award winning chokes! Many people do not know how to eat this lovely veggies, heres a quick how to guide I stole and didnt cite.

How to: Start by pulling off one of the outermost petals

Pull the petal through your slightly clenched teeth to remove the soft, tender flesh at the bottom of the petal. Discard remainder (you’ll want to have an empty bowl ready in which to drop them).

Continue until all petals have been removed. You will now have arrived at one of the great culinary rewards: the Heart! If the fuzzy choke guarding the Heart hasn’t been removed, scoop it out with a spoon.

Cut the remaining tender Heart (Artichoke bottom) into bite-sized pieces, enjoy one of the tastiest of treats!

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Thrice

Ha ha, classy. I was actually thinking of making this tonight, Havent had it ina few years. Might actually try the fat **** option as well. Thanks for the recipe Urb

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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."