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Old 12-08-2014, 12:28 AM   #10511 (permalink)
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shes alright. probably a freak in bed tho. shes also super chill so I doubt there would be much drama regardless. her husband lives in a different province I think
Wait, she's Canadian? Never mind.
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Old 12-08-2014, 12:46 AM   #10512 (permalink)
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I am, however, disappointed that you didn't see what I did there...
what did you do there.....
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Old 12-08-2014, 09:55 PM   #10513 (permalink)
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Does anyone else wish they could be naked more often? Like naked swimming and being able to walk around topless makes me excited.
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Old 12-08-2014, 10:04 PM   #10514 (permalink)
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Does anyone else wish they could be naked more often? Like naked swimming and being able to walk around topless makes me excited.
The thought of seeing you walk around topless makes me excited!

Let's go for a swim!
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Old 12-08-2014, 10:08 PM   #10515 (permalink)
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The thought of seeing you walk around topless makes me excited!

Let's go for a swim!
I hope you have a log for me to to sit on when I'm wanting to dry off?
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Old 12-08-2014, 10:12 PM   #10516 (permalink)
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Does anyone else wish they could be naked more often? Like naked swimming and being able to walk around topless makes me excited.
Actually yeah, walking around just the house like that feels more free than bundled up, it's nice, but only sometimes
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:55 AM   #10517 (permalink)
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I'm naked right now. Don't know why people wear clothes when they're at home alone.
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:10 PM   #10518 (permalink)
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My roommates have seen my drunken bare ass too many times for me to justify wanting to roam around naked intentionally. Or even aware that I'm naked. I consider the sight a privilege but alas... I am the only one to think such things.
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Old 12-09-2014, 07:20 PM   #10519 (permalink)
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One time in college I was banging my fiancee in my bedroom, and I was drunk. Then the party out in the other room of my apartment got really noisy, so I ran out into the middle of the living room buck naked with my hard, red, wet dick and yelled, "what in the wide, wide world of sports is a-going' on out here?" Classic. My friends still talk about it.
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Old 12-15-2014, 08:33 PM   #10520 (permalink)
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Some girls seem to find the idea of them being gone down on as gross, I'm not sure I understand why. Going down on them is one of my favourite things to do.
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