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Old 09-28-2014, 04:15 PM   #10411 (permalink)
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My boyfriend is obsessed with putting it in my butt. I'm saving that for when I really want something, like a ****in yacht or human sacrifice.
Here's a tip. Meet halfway. Let him hotdog you.
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Old 09-28-2014, 04:37 PM   #10412 (permalink)
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Here's a tip. Meet halfway. Let him hotdog you.
That sounds like a classy alternative.
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Old 09-28-2014, 05:14 PM   #10413 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2014, 05:57 PM   #10414 (permalink)
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Here's a tip. Meet halfway. Let him hotdog you.
Never understood the appeal in that or tittyf*cking. It just doesn't feel all that amazing. If it's already in the vicinity than stick it in a hole!
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Old 09-29-2014, 10:38 AM   #10415 (permalink)
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i knew a girl that told me she wanted to put a strap on and f*ck me..

She is the only girl that has ever freaked me out lol

i remember we were talking about our wildest fantasies and she said that to me and it freaked me out like i said cause ive never done that or ever plan on doing that and what if i liked it? then all the girls i meet are gonna have to do it too. lol

It wasn't the idea of a strap on that freaked me out, it was the role reversal of it.
Im supposed to give the D not take it and even though im not opposed to being dominated by a female taking it doggy style sounded like too much.

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That sounds like a classy alternative.
Sounds like a waste of food..
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Old 09-29-2014, 10:46 AM   #10416 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2014, 10:55 AM   #10417 (permalink)
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i knew a girl that told me she wanted to put a strap on and f*ck me..

She is the only girl that has ever freaked me out lol

i remember we were talking about our wildest fantasies and she said that to me and it freaked me out like i said cause ive never done that or ever plan on doing that and what if i liked it? then all the girls i meet are gonna have to do it too. lol

It wasn't the idea of a strap on that freaked me out, it was the role reversal of it.
Im supposed to give the D not take it and even though im not opposed to being dominated by a female taking it doggy style sounded like too much.
Hey, don't knock it till you get knocked. That would've been the opening I've been waiting for.
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Old 09-29-2014, 11:06 AM   #10418 (permalink)
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Hey, don't knock it till you get knocked. That would've been the opening I've been waiting for.


the thing is i KNOW i would probably get off on it and i don't want that..
i don't wanna keep taking sexual acts to the next LvL cause then i can't return from that.
When i look at a strap on now i don't get exited over it and i would like to keep it that way
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Old 09-29-2014, 11:36 AM   #10419 (permalink)
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the thing is i KNOW i would probably get off on it and i don't want that..
i don't wanna keep taking sexual acts to the next LvL cause then i can't return from that.
When i look at a strap on now i don't get exited over it and i would like to keep it that way
Why would you wanna return? Be like Alice down the rabbit hole. Except the rabbit hole's your nughole and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum wanna run a train on you while the Mad Hatter masturbates.
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Old 09-29-2014, 11:39 AM   #10420 (permalink)
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i knew a girl that told me she wanted to put a strap on and f*ck me..

She is the only girl that has ever freaked me out lol

i remember we were talking about our wildest fantasies and she said that to me and it freaked me out like i said cause ive never done that or ever plan on doing that and what if i liked it? then all the girls i meet are gonna have to do it too. lol

It wasn't the idea of a strap on that freaked me out, it was the role reversal of it.
Im supposed to give the D not take it and even though im not opposed to being dominated by a female taking it doggy style sounded like too much.



Sounds like a waste of food..
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