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Old 08-21-2009, 02:36 PM   #1421 (permalink)
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I plan to but if my **** falls off the next day cuhz shes mad dirty?

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Old 08-21-2009, 03:51 PM   #1422 (permalink)
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But i want head to you know , shes gonna expect a lick for a suck.

Oh the compromises i must make...
If she's dirt nasty I wouldn't go bare bologna in that mouth either.
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Old 08-21-2009, 06:35 PM   #1423 (permalink)
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Is it weird that I want to have sex more than my husband...i could go every day but he has a 3 times a week limit. WTH?!
My missus and your fella should meet up lol they have lots in common! Except reduce that to every 3 months.
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Old 08-21-2009, 07:19 PM   #1424 (permalink)
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But i want head to you know , shes gonna expect a lick for a suck.

Oh the compromises i must make...
This reminds me from a passage from the book Rant by Chuck Palahniuk about this serial killer who enjoyed giving girls head...irrelevant...nevermind...

What else was I gonna say? Oh yeah. Codom+female condom+69.
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Old 08-21-2009, 07:22 PM   #1425 (permalink)
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Old 08-21-2009, 07:26 PM   #1426 (permalink)
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Old 08-21-2009, 07:27 PM   #1427 (permalink)
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Old 08-21-2009, 07:31 PM   #1428 (permalink)
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Old 08-21-2009, 07:42 PM   #1429 (permalink)
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But i want head to you know , shes gonna expect a lick for a suck.

Oh the compromises i must make...
She knows what a shower is right? If not, you know what a dental dam is right?

Condom, cut at both ends and cut down the centre. Makes a rectangle. Makes a dental dam, no more uncomfortable aftertaste of minge, just of rubber. Not that I've ever really bothered with one but then all my sexual partners have had hygiene standards.
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Old 08-21-2009, 07:49 PM   #1430 (permalink)
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