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Old 12-04-2011, 03:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Also, I think the angle my dick would have to be in in order to do that would be quite uncomfortable.
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Old 12-04-2011, 04:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Also, I think the angle my dick would have to be in in order to do that would be quite uncomfortable.
Not to mention that I imagine the guy would have to be really well-endowed for it to work.
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Old 12-04-2011, 03:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't think it would be much fun at all. And I'm underage and she made me look at some weird animated sex position.

Tore, I'm guessing the angle to be nearly 180 degrees. Ouch.

And by the way, has anyone looked at the tags at the bottom of this page?
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Old 12-04-2011, 04:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm "dating" this girls who squirts profusely, so much so that I actually went out and bought rubber sheets for my bed. I hope she doesn't take that as a sign of commitment.
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Old 12-04-2011, 04:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm "dating" this girls who squirts profusely, so much so that I actually went out and bought rubber sheets for my bed. I hope she doesn't take that as a sign of commitment.
do you like to shower in it?
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Old 12-04-2011, 04:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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do you like to shower in it?
That's just disturbing.
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Old 12-04-2011, 04:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm "dating" this girls who squirts profusely, so much so that I actually went out and bought rubber sheets for my bed. I hope she doesn't take that as a sign of commitment.
Reading that just before I go to bed.
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Old 12-04-2011, 04:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Reading that just before I go to bed.
...Also very disturbing.
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Old 12-04-2011, 07:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm "dating" this girls who squirts profusely, so much so that I actually went out and bought rubber sheets for my bed. I hope she doesn't take that as a sign of commitment.
Hahahaha!

The ulterior extreme is invariably much, MUCH worse. Starfishes make for some fucking awful sex.
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Old 12-04-2011, 08:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hahahaha!

The ulterior extreme is invariably much, MUCH worse. Starfishes make for some fucking awful sex.
Yeah, everything else being equal (which it's not) It's the difference between, "Was it good for you?" and, "I thought I had a mop somewhere".
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