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Old 08-30-2014, 08:31 PM   #10391 (permalink)
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it didn't hurt

or feel bad
or weird

it was just... boring. wasn't like she was all of a sudden gonna pop a load back there or something and be done so i just spent the whole time wondering how we were gonna figure out when it was over. she let me know, if i recall correclty
From playing around a bit back there, I don't know that just straight getting tagged would bust you a nut, but if you're whacking off at the same time, a little anal play is pretty rad.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-30-2014, 11:38 PM   #10392 (permalink)
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Oh hell yeah are we talking about butt stuff? Because I'm down for some butt stuff.

Buying a strap on was the best decision me and my partner ever made.
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Old 08-31-2014, 02:05 AM   #10393 (permalink)
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Oh hell yeah are we talking about butt stuff? Because I'm down for some butt stuff.
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Old 09-16-2014, 12:30 AM   #10394 (permalink)
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Here's the thing. Do you guys ever feel like the girlfriend/boyfriend you date/have dated never really matches what you really want from a partner? Do you often settle for less? I'm not really meaning superficially (looks wise) so much but you can definitely include that in your response.

For example, you have a guy that had all the fantastic traits of being a gentleman or fitting your desires in a partner, but is average in the sack. Do you settle?
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Old 09-16-2014, 12:46 AM   #10395 (permalink)
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Well, in the past I've had boyfriends who were great in the sack but I got fed up with other aspects of their lives. I've been living with my boyfriend for just over a year and we get on just great in every way. If you think someone is average in the sack, maybe you could teach them a thing or two Maybe it's just me but it wouldn't worry me that much ..... at least I don't think it would. Things are great in that area - long may it last
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Old 09-16-2014, 12:49 AM   #10396 (permalink)
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Here's the thing. Do you guys ever feel like the girlfriend/boyfriend you date/have dated never really matches what you really want from a partner? Do you often settle for less? I'm not really meaning superficially (looks wise) so much but you can definitely include that in your response.

For example, you have a guy that had all the fantastic traits of being a gentleman or fitting your desires in a partner, but is average in the sack. Do you settle?
someone who looks like you don't gotta settle.
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Old 09-27-2014, 01:44 AM   #10397 (permalink)
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got loaded
got stonded

blew some dude for a minute, got bored, spun him aronud and fvcked him n the ass. was good. no self concious feels. no genital-dysphory related panic attacks. Just a good assfvckin while stone. Scrawny little asian boy, barely as tall as me. 21.. bought me jaggerbomb. ha. he loved it. i am stilll..... very uncertan of myself. good night all n all. humped a police car with officers still inside and they just cheered me on.
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Old 09-27-2014, 02:09 AM   #10398 (permalink)
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got loaded
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blew some dude for a minute, got bored, spun him aronud and fvcked him n the ass. was good. no self concious feels. no genital-dysphory related panic attacks. Just a good assfvckin while stone. Scrawny little asian boy, barely as tall as me. 21.. bought me jaggerbomb. ha. he loved it. i am stilll..... very uncertan of myself. good night all n all. humped a police car with officers still inside and they just cheered me on.
Not entirely sure I know what to make of this one.
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Old 09-27-2014, 02:10 AM   #10399 (permalink)
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Not entirely sure I know what to make of this one.
I was sort of confused by it too. It's even weirder when you don't know WD's gender.
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Old 09-27-2014, 02:21 AM   #10400 (permalink)
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I was sort of confused by it too. It's even weirder when you don't know WD's gender.
I was thinking of starting a club for that
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