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Old 01-16-2013, 06:51 PM   #7001 (permalink)
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Yeah that **** goes both ways...I've messed around with girls who like to torture me aftera bj by not stopping...it's not fun.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:53 PM   #7002 (permalink)
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I usually don't mess with the head of the dong after I'm done blowing it, I wait a couple seconds till after he's *** and then stop. That really is the worst

then it's cuddle time

(I really need to get laid....)
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:57 PM   #7003 (permalink)
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Why do you think I'm in here? I never post in this thread. It's gotten to the point where I'm having sex dreams every night. That's when I know I'm getting REALLY frustrated.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:59 PM   #7004 (permalink)
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I'm having them too! Except my ex is always in them and it's really not cool. He thinks he's some kind of sex god because I told him the only reason I got back to him in the first place was because I wanted to **** him. It's more like, your dick was familiar and I wanted something familiar

but he is the guy who used my blowjob techniques on a rando from craigslist...
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Old 01-16-2013, 07:02 PM   #7005 (permalink)
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I'm having them too! Except my ex is always in them and it's really not cool. He thinks he's some kind of sex god because I told him the only reason I got back to him in the first place was because I wanted to **** him. It's more like, your dick was familiar and I wanted something familiar

but he is the guy who used my blowjob techniques on a rando from craigslist...
Super awk...

I haven't had a sex dream in a long time... I used to have them when I was a still a virgin though, which seems strange to me now haha.
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Old 01-16-2013, 07:04 PM   #7006 (permalink)
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Oh man...I had an ex dream last night myself. And she was the starfish. Wtf.

It's easy for guys to let it go to their heads...was it at least good familiar? And in the end...at least you can walk away knowing your blowjob skills are worth teaching.
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Super awk...

I haven't had a sex dream in a long time... I used to have them when I was a still a virgin though, which seems strange to me now haha.
Did you ever have orgasms during them? I have a few times and it's so weird!

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Oh man...I had an ex dream last night myself. And she was the starfish. Wtf.

It's easy for guys to let it go to their heads...was it at least good familiar? And in the end...at least you can walk away knowing your blowjob skills are worth teaching.
Ugh they're the worst. Then in the dream he ended up with someone else and I woke up and was really jealous. I was so mad for the whole day, bc I honestly don't care if he gets with anyone else but I was still in love with him in the dream. He's just really lame at sex. He sucks at foreplay especially, like he'd always be rubbing my vulva and totally ignoring the clitoris, even though we'd been dating for two years and should already know where it is!!! But yeah I'm excellent at blowjobs, my skillz are even gossiped about amongst bros...
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Old 01-16-2013, 07:08 PM   #7008 (permalink)
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Why do you think I'm in here? I never post in this thread. It's gotten to the point where I'm having sex dreams every night. That's when I know I'm getting REALLY frustrated.
Sex dreams are the best. I love them, but it definitely sucks when you're a) with someone who doesn't satisify you or b) no one at all/no one around to do it.
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Did you ever have orgasms during them? I have a few times and it's so weird!
Not that I can remember. I was just always wondering how I could have dreams about something I had never experienced.
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Not that I can remember. I was just always wondering how I could have dreams about something I had never experienced.
I'm pretty sure I had them when I was a virgin too, then I'd wake up with some tingly in my lady parts, haha. Did you at least see porn before you had sex or no?
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