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Old 06-04-2013, 09:55 AM   #8401 (permalink)
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What about tendering the meat curtains?
Ew. Now I'm just thinking of a giant steak dripping with blood. Which is pretty accurate come to think of it...
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Old 06-04-2013, 10:25 AM   #8402 (permalink)
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So tonight I decide to screw myself with a *****, and I literally came after 2 minutes and squirted all over my hand as I was pulling the ***** out! I've never had that happen before, the only time I squirted was with an ex. So I feel like I'm at a point sexually now where I really know my body and I can bring myself to maximum pleasure in a short amount of time. Has anyone else experienced squirting?


Shortly after reading this post as a matter of fact.
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Old 06-04-2013, 10:34 AM   #8403 (permalink)
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Old 06-04-2013, 05:27 PM   #8404 (permalink)
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Nope, tbh I think it would completely turn me off if it happened while I was having sex.
Fair enough hun. I'm not sure if its a turn on or more of a surprise?

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I know I was only kidding!
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Old 06-04-2013, 05:29 PM   #8405 (permalink)
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A major clean up I can see.
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Old 06-04-2013, 06:18 PM   #8406 (permalink)
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So tonight I decide to screw myself with a *****, and I literally came after 2 minutes and squirted all over my hand as I was pulling the ***** out! I've never had that happen before, the only time I squirted was with an ex. So I feel like I'm at a point sexually now where I really know my body and I can bring myself to maximum pleasure in a short amount of time. Has anyone else experienced squirting?
Hmm, not me. But maybe it's time to get some rubber sheets?
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Old 06-04-2013, 06:31 PM   #8407 (permalink)
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Hmm, not me. But maybe it's time to get some rubber sheets?
Ahahaha I think I'm going to need some, I'm getting as bad as a guy!
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Ahahaha I think I'm going to need some, I'm getting as bad as a guy!
Can't be as bad as finding crusty rags in the bottom of the laundry hamper.
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Old 06-04-2013, 07:47 PM   #8409 (permalink)
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Can't be as bad as finding crusty rags in the bottom of the laundry hamper.
I think blood and **** stained underwear could trump that.
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Old 06-04-2013, 08:03 PM   #8410 (permalink)
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I think blood and **** stained underwear could trump that.
True, true, lol. Touching dried semen is just gross though.
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