The Sexual Experience Thread

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by Salami

No you're absolutely right, no particular sex is more likely to cheat, there are just as many ****s in each gender. However, I was saying I thought guys were usually cooler about their partner still hanging around all their friends, but I've heard loads of guys complaining that their girlfriend wasn't letting them meet other girls.

I think it should go without saying that hanging with an ex is kind of a NO-NO. I think in all good relationships you just tend to want to spend time with your better half rather then others. And I tend to do couples type stuff with friends rather then hanging out solo.

I guess for me, I don't want to meet other girls, so it won't be an issue.

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

I think it should go without saying that hanging with an ex is kind of a NO-NO. I think in all good relationships you just tend to want to spend time with your better half rather then others. And I tend to do couples type stuff with friends rather then hanging out solo.

I guess for me, I don't want to meet other girls, so it won't be an issue.

Yeah, hanging with an ex is definitely not acceptable!

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

My girl knows her place. You can't just let them run free around society acting like they're equals. This isn't 1995. A woman should know her place, either in the kitchen or cleaning something else. And she won't have any male friends, she already has one. I can't wait for the replies. Bring it.

I will be your kitchen bitch!

[Howard the Duck]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

Yeah that's probably it. I forgot, guys are all about tits and ass.

um, no, i'm all about geekiness

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

They are both just excess fat. I'm more of a hearty guy i really dig their hearts.

VOMITS.

i love squeezing fats

Originally Posted by Salami

Of course, nothing, absolutely nothing should distract you from what matters most. All educated opinion is in agreement. Personality? Intelligence? Sense of humour? These are mere trifles, man, do not consider them. Your woman must first have booty.

i am somewhat of a sapiophilia (look it up)

Originally Posted by Burning Down

He can cook though. Maybe you can work something out here.

as can I - that means I have a chance with you?

Originally Posted by Burning Down

Hey Franco, I have a question since you're such an expert on asses - can a man have a nice ass too?

too many pimples on mine

Originally Posted by Salami

I'm scared of the term because of the stigma attached after Ducey used it!
No doubt the fact that I'm still young and confused accounts for a lot of the "retarded sexuality" I'm feeling (in the eloquent words of a rather bigoted critic). On the one hand I really don't think I can ever have a relationship with a guy, for reasons I've written down somewhere then forgotten, but on the other hand the best "relationship" I've ever had was with a guy, or certainly the most fun.
With any luck as soon as I grow up I'll sort myself out. I'm not even going to call myself "bisexual".

yet, you welcome my advances

Originally Posted by Burning Down

My boyfriend lets me have my own friends, female and male. Because he's a normal man who doesn't keep a woman on a leash.

kinky!

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

My girl knows her place. You can't just let them run free around society acting like they're equals. This isn't 1995. A woman should know her place, either in the kitchen or cleaning something else. And she won't have any male friends, she already has one. I can't wait for the replies. Bring it.

yeah! go and make me a sandwich

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

So yeah the Superwoman is probably where its at.

the whole bed will move when you're at it, also

(please note that I'm totalling ignoring Franco, he is getting a bit too asinine, even for me)

[WWWP]

Oh man tonight I was at the bar and I was hanging out with people and I saw this man with a big booty and he almost shaked his nice juicy booty in front of me and I was like damn that is big. The man gave a wink and he decided to shake his booty more and I rubbed his nice booty. It was quite something.

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Oh man tonight I was at the bar and I was hanging out with people and I saw this man with a big booty and he almost shaked his nice juicy booty in front of me and I was like damn that is big. The man gave a wink and he decided to shake his booty more and I rubbed his nice booty. It was quite something.

Yeah sorry, It won't happen again.

[Salami]

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[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Oh man tonight I was at the bar and I was hanging out with people and I saw this man with a big booty and he almost shaked his nice juicy booty in front of me and I was like damn that is big. The man gave a wink and he decided to shake his booty more and I rubbed his nice booty. It was quite something.

While I was reading this I almost crossed my fingers for him to wink at you and let you rub his juicy booty.



The question on everybody mind is, did you dry hump in the swimming pool?

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Oh man tonight I was at the bar and I was hanging out with people and I saw this man with a big booty and he almost shaked his nice juicy booty in front of me and I was like damn that is big. The man gave a wink and he decided to shake his booty more and I rubbed his nice booty. It was quite something.

You are a funny personnel, in my view.

[FETCHER.]

that was literally my favourite.