My Life Is Average

FETCHER. · 12-01-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

You need more weed mustaches in your life for sure.

We can't all have awesome lifes

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SATCHMO · 12-01-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

We can't all have awesome lifes

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No you can really...

FETCHER. · 12-01-2009, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

No you can really...

You mostly need money to have an awesome life, or to buy a weed moustache

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Which is something I don't have much of right now..

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SATCHMO · 12-01-2009, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

You mostly need money to have an awesome life, or to buy a weed moustache

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Which is something I don't have much of right now..

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Please. I'm 10 cents short of havin' a nickel. Your life is as awesome as you choose to believe it is.

Blue · 12-30-2009, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Please. I'm 10 cents short of havin' a nickel. Your life is as awesome as you choose to believe it is.

I think this is one of the truest things ever written, and it applies to every avenue of life.

Sneer · 12-01-2009, 05:55 PM

Today at work i was helping a geriatric at a digital kiosk when, out of the blue, she did the most repugnant fart i have ever smelt in my life. Slightly distressed that an elderly lady had just intoxicated every sense of my being with the smell of gut rot, i looked around to see a young couple sitting on a kiosk opposite looking at me with absolute disgust.

To make matters worse this lady then paid in 10 and 20p's, a good few of which i managed to drop all over the floor. They probably stank of fart too but i didnt dare breath out of my nose after my harrowing experience earlier. It was a terrible 20 minutes in the life of Stuart William Bryan.

Kickin' · 12-02-2009, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Stu

Today at work i was helping a geriatric at a digital kiosk when, out of the blue, she did the most repugnant fart i have ever smelt in my life. Slightly distressed that an elderly lady had just intoxicated every sense of my being with the smell of gut rot, i looked around to see a young couple sitting on a kiosk opposite looking at me with absolute disgust.

To make matters worse this lady then paid in 10 and 20p's, a good few of which i managed to drop all over the floor. They probably stank of fart too but i didnt dare breath out of my nose after my harrowing experience earlier. It was a terrible 20 minutes in the life of Stuart William Bryan.

Greatest story ever! lol

LoathsomePete · 12-02-2009, 09:57 AM

I went to go get a cup of coffee from my usual place but it was closed so instead I went to another coffee shop I like about four blocks away. I found out I had a freebie card in my wallet and got a free cup of coffee. MLIA

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