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Old 11-30-2009, 01:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So I think we should have a MLIA thread. Post your own 'average' moments for us to giggle at.

The other day I was debating with my classmate to whether gay marriage is acceptable. I stated that marriage is sacred to God who created it. He said he's athiest so what does that mean for his marriage? After a bit of debating, we got back to work. Lunchtime that day he passed me outside and said "I'm just going to tell my wife we're no longer married and then find a gay man." MLIA.
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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In no time at all this will be turned into the next megasite like FML. You better put in your patent and get those royalty checks before its to late.
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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It already is too late! MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:53 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Haha I know that, I thought we could copy the idea as a thread so we know whos having average moments!
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Yesterday, as I was climbing over a fence while running away from my cousin my pants became snagged on the wood and ripped all the way down the seam of the right leg. At that moment I realized that 3 feet away there was a gate. MLIA.
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:59 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Today a lady backed into me while I was driving home from lunch, then sped off when I got out of my car. I jotted down her license plate on my box of pizza leftovers. When police arrived, I handed the cop the pizza box. He shook the box, then handed it to his partner and said 'can you run a 28 on this license, then make sure this gentleman gets his pizza back'. We all chuckled. MLIA.
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Alas, I love MLIA.
Considering I have just woke up, I have no MLIA's right now.
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I had a customer today who's name was Brian Balls

I laughed for about 15 minutes
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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When my alarm woke me up this morning the clock read 7.30 and I start work at 8.00!
I jumped out of bed in a panic, fearing I was late.
It was then I realised that I always have my alarm clock set 30 minutes fast.

How I laughed.
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I was in the grocery store today doing some shopping and I noticed this beautiful girl at the end of the aisle. I strolled down their with my basket and pretended to be intrested in what she was buying and started some small talk. I ended up giving her my number and just as I handed it to her, her husband came around the corner and said, "Heres my number", and handed me a small piece of paper that said, "Go **** yourself".
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