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Old 11-30-2009, 12:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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My dad just tryed to ground me. I'm 18, and have never been grounded. I had to laugh in his face.
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I took the day off work to have a console footy tournament with some friends.
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:51 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Last night, I got fired and kicked out of my home at the same time! Hooray for me.
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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...you what??
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:39 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I just got schooled and destroyed.
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Old 11-30-2009, 04:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Today I rocked up to work only to have my boss tell me that my shift wasn't supposed to start until 3 hours later. MLIA.
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Old 11-30-2009, 04:29 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Some of these MLIAs are sounding more like FMLs.

Today I had a group meeting, but I slept through my alarm! The meeting was at noon and I woke up at 11, so I made it on time. MLIA. When I headed home after the meeting I decided to make some lunch, but found out my cupboards were empty! It's a good thing I stopped at the grocery store on the way to my apartment. MLIA.
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Old 11-30-2009, 04:35 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Some of these MLIAs are sounding more like FMLs.
Is there really that much of a difference?
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Old 11-30-2009, 04:38 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Woke up with hangover, filled my bowel of Captain Crunch with orange soda.
Wasn't that bad.
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Yes, My Life Is Average is postive things, and F My Life's are negative
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