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Old 01-25-2010, 11:51 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Having sex whilst kicking the bucket? Don't tell me that'd be bad?
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 01-25-2010, 02:06 PM   #72 (permalink)
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I'm curious to know wither you count us as one person, as a lot of the younger boys, like FaSho, Proggy, etc get counted as one by some people.
I'd kill Urban by tying him to a large pole or something, then set him on fire using his Dr Who collection to throw in his fire.

I'd kill Mojopinuk by putting him in a room filled to the brim with ugly ginger scottish men, in kilts and everything scottish, force feeding him haggis until he dies.

I'd kill NumberNineDream by making her watch the worlds worst movies while getting stabbed with an HB pencil.

I can't think of anything else decent relevant to members.

I'm not a misogionist, I'm just super ****ing lazyyyy. And this way, the murder is done, and I make a quick buck.

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I'd tie Kayleigh to a lamppost outside her house in a green & white hooped top & see what happens. That's ok, women who have avatars of other hot women in my experience are usually fat AND ugly.
*examines self* Kinda.

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TA - Megan Fox would eat you to death...
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Fetch kayleigh...fetch!
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Old 01-25-2010, 03:05 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 01-25-2010, 03:06 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Neapolitan you may want to stand back from that stuff.
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Old 01-25-2010, 03:21 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Vanilla, kayleigh and Lateralus: Something quick that leaves no scars. Prolly arsenic. Then I do some Frankenstein **** on your corpse and pimp you out to necrophilliacs.
You are seriously fucked up! But I like it.
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Old 01-25-2010, 04:19 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Why let the necrophilliacs have all the fun?
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Old 01-25-2010, 07:16 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Why let the necrophilliacs have all the fun?
Well, when they're still alive, they tend to have free will....Raping people tends to be frown upon in modern society. But you see, zombies mindlessly do whatever I tell them to and can't really object to becoming hookers.

SATCHMO: I'm going to sever your penis and choke you with it.
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Old 01-25-2010, 07:31 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2010, 09:53 AM   #79 (permalink)
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That's twice now women have wanted to torture me with sex.
Someone "Bobbitt"-izing your manparts with her teeth isn't exactly what I'd call sex!

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Old 01-26-2010, 10:11 AM   #80 (permalink)
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SATCHMO: I'm going to sever your penis and choke you with it.
Reminds me of Cannibal Corpse's Orgasm Through Torture lyrics.......

Strapped to the table, naked, genitals exposed
Eyes clamped open, mouth gagged shut, terrified
Locks my scrotum in a vice tightens forcefully
Agony, silent screams, want to die

Shackled and bound, unaware my fate
Destined to be maimed to stimulate

The skin is peeled off my ****
Done with a razor blade
She begins to suck
Blood and *** amok
She rips my **** off with her teeth
Masticate, gnawing and chewing the stump
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