Men vs Women Getting Asthetically Pleasing

djchameleon · 09-18-2013, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

There's always hookers. I'm half serious by the way. If I had the money and didn't live with my mommy then I'd have half a mind to get a semi-reputable hooker who I could be reasonably sure wouldn't give me crabs. Romance isn't my thing, and neither are human relationships so it sounds like a good way to get sex without a bunch of crap I don't have any business getting myself into in the first place.

You don't want hookers then. You want to look into Escorts that offer GFE.

Hookers are pretty much street walkers and you are likely to catch something even with two condoms on.

Trollheart · 09-18-2013, 04:49 PM

Yeah but you're forgetting he has the Light of True Metal inside him! That'll destroy any STDs that come within a hundred years of his weapon....

The Batlord · 09-18-2013, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

You don't want hookers then. You want to look into Escorts that offer GFE.

Hookers are pretty much street walkers and you are likely to catch something even with two condoms on.

I don't even know about the GFE. I'd just feel weird pretending some chick who was there to **** me for money was there for anything other than to **** me for money. Just get on your knees and earn your paycheck.

djchameleon · 09-18-2013, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I don't even know about the GFE. I'd just feel weird pretending some chick who was there to **** me for money was there for anything other than to **** me for money. Just get on your knees and earn your paycheck.

You don't have to ask her for GFE but if she offers it. She's more likely to be cleaner than others that don't that's the only reason I mentioned it.

The Batlord · 09-18-2013, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

You don't have to ask her for GFE but if she offers it. She's more likely to be cleaner than others that don't that's the only reason I mentioned it.

Honestly I've never even been sure what the girlfriend experience was. Does she act like it's a date, or just pretend it's the biggest she's ever seen?

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

escorts are more expensive tho

go cheap

-drive downtown at night
-pick up hooker
-pay her $20
-get blowjob
-feel weird
-kill hooker
-turn off gta
-go downtonw
-pay $20 to hooker
-get blowjob
-go home

djchameleon · 09-18-2013, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Honestly I've never even been sure what the girlfriend experience was. Does she act like it's a date, or just pretend it's the biggest she's ever seen?

No, it's more like you get to talk with her and have a little cuddle session afterwards. There is making out that happens as well. It's the mushy crap that Rez would be into.

09-18-2013, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

No, it's more like you get to talk with her and have a little cuddle session afterwards. There is making out that happens as well. It's the mushy crap that Rez would be into.

that sounds so damn lame i cant even convey with words how pathetic that is

zombie kid · 09-18-2013, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

that sounds so damn lame i cant even convey with words how pathetic that is

You don't like making out with girls or any of that? You're missing out. Also how did this conversation go from building muscles at the gym to picking up hookers? lol

The Batlord · 09-18-2013, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

No, it's more like you get to talk with her and have a little cuddle session afterwards. There is making out that happens as well. It's the mushy crap that Rez would be into.

Don't get me wrong, I'd dig that with a real girlfriend, but with a hooker it would just feel fake as hell. Cause, you know, it would be fake as hell. I would just be assuming that she was thinking about murdering me in my sleep when I inevitably dropped a Star Wars reference.

djchameleon · 09-18-2013, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Don't get me wrong, I'd dig that with a real girlfriend, but with a hooker it would just feel fake as hell. Cause, you know, it would be fake as hell. I would just be assuming that she was thinking about murdering me in my sleep when I inevitably dropped a Star Wars reference.

You don't think your real girlfriend would think about murdering you in your sleep because you drop way too many Star Wars references?

09-18-2013, 04:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
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