MB's forums have been quiet and uneventful since yesterday.

Suck it, bitch.

No.

we always had a rule.....just take your shoes off when you pass out and you will be left alone

This.

You drop Ral Zarek with a Doubling Season out, and when you ultimate him, all five coin flips turn up heads! Game.

I wanted to make a D&D joke about rolling dice and getting a saving throw, but I've never played D&D so I couldn't come up with anything really convincing.

^nerdfail

This is M:tG, not D&D.

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That feeling when you see two of your female coworkers making out

http://66.media.tumblr.com/14ed46ba9...ohboo1_400.gif

Marie C. 9th grade English class. Happened every time.

Tfw you just want to be up front about it, so you write "just rip off Coltrane" on a jazz chart.

*waits for Zeppelin connection*

Why would lesbians listen to Led Zeppelin? Robert Plant is a dude.

It's not about the lesbians, it's about Chula, dude.

*drops mic*

*walks away*

I just find it unlikely in this case.

You read a funny article on Yahoo concerning one of your guilty pleasure artists.

https://www.yahoo.com/music/watch-po...144949588.html

Heeheehee

^I saw that. I would say poor guy, but now he knows how it feels when someone invites you to do karaoke and picks Bon ****ing Jovi.

TFW you sit down with your teenage daughter the night before she moves out, plug her USB flash memory into your computer, and make sure she has all the music she wants to take with her. :(

TFW your dad thinks you want to listen to his music.

TFW a forum for music talks more about topics that aren't related to music then talking about actual music.

It was her idea, and when I looked on it, I was surprised to see Zeppelin, Bowie, The Rolling Stones, and Elliott Smith among many other great acts.

TFW certain people post 90% about video games.

Your family is unnatural. I'll laugh if she ever comes back listening to Slayer and Black Flag.

That was the joke you dillhole.

What even is a dillhole?

Exactly, that's why it's the perfect insult. Good work Ki.

As good an explanation as any I suppose...

Urban Dictionary: dillhole

Only the best form of insult next to fucktard. You dillhole.

She's not coming back. She's entering a cloister. But if she gets into some Slayer and Black Flag in the meantime, more power to her!

But, yes, my family is unnatural. You'll never meet anyone like us (because we actually get along).

They still have nuns? Huh.

^More things are wrought by prayer than this world dream of.

Well until I can pray my way into Scarlett Johansson's vagina I'll stick with dreaming.

Your prayers are shit. No one hears them.

As my dry dick will attest.

TFW you secretly slip Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage onto your daughter's mp3 player before she gets on an international flight.

She's heard it once before, and it made quite an impression, so I hope she's pleased to see it on there.

Tfw you're in the middle of the first song of a 10 song set, and you suddenly feel the Enchilada Suiza you had for lunch trying to exit your body.