The correct answer:

Its bad coffee.

TFW you're watching Pokemon and it's about to go to commercials.

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!

Uh, Voltorb?

IT'S ELECTRODE!

Go **** yourself tbh.

I'd lol if some fansub out there recut it so that every reveal ended up being Ditto

Yo numnuts, just remember that Electrode is twice the size of Voltorb and you'll never get that wrong again.

Wait, how do I know you guys aren't Dittos?

It could be anyone

Anything

Anywhere

At any ti-

You're right. I should have just used the other objects on the screen to judge the blank circle's size. Oh yeah, there weren't any.

I wonder if there's any canon examples of Dittos impersonating people. Don't they still have a Ditto face though, making it pointless? Still, I should never own a Ditto.

"Ditto, transform into... Scarlett Johansson! Now grab your ankles and keep your mouth shut, you Pokéslut."

Or just get gud.

TFW your last cigarette breaks because of all of the **** jammed in your pocket :(. I can butterfly it but still.

TFW your last bowl is nothing but shake and you pack it way too tight so it doesn't even hit right and your lighter dies in the middle so you just say **** it.

So, it's still alive on the ends?

TFW you break your last crack pipe.

Just use a can.

We used to use a 5 gallon bucket filled with water and a milk jug, but that'll get the job done too.

Bucket ftw

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Reverse gravity>gravity

That wine bottle is trying to class it up way more than it should.

Why is there no socket in the cap?

Are they smoking right off the plastic... dafuq

TFW you've got money to burn for the first time in a very long time and can't think of anything expensive you really want.

It's such a shame I'm not into cocaine.

Investments are expensive, you can spend as much money as you want on them. You should try it.

Then I'll just have even more money to not spend. Or lose them all on a bad investment. I think gambling would be quicker and more fun.

that feeling when your outside sweating and its hot and you drink water...

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You enjoy that ****?! The ****'s wrong with you?

yeah bro, it feels good to sweat and work out really hot. it makes your brain feel good.

im inside today but my thumb is still hurt :/ but id be out sweating atleast once today for an hour if my thumb wasnt sore

i dont enjoy running as much as basketball but hooping in the heat is awesome :yeah:

It makes me feel like sweaty garbage.

:o:

do you spend alot of time playing videos games? stuck inside a virtual reality world? :offtopic: that stuff is a disorder too now :o:

Better than being outside and pretending like Fiji water is a thing. IDK maybe you don't live on the coast where humidity is generally in the vicinity of 100%. Even being outside at those times is like getting punched in the face.

tfw you lose your ID right when you actually started to put effort into finding a job, and you have no documentation of any kind on deck, and you have no idea where your parents are and can't get a hold of them to amend that problem, and you left some library items in your tent in the last spot and they're just sitting there building up hundreds of dollars in late fees, and your current tent is full of holes and disgusting millipedes and doesn't have a functioning door, and you haven't heard from or seen the one person you ever even hang out with for like two weeks, and every day is the same, and you just don't even know what's going on at all anymore.

tfw when you're too young for any of that to be anything more than angsty gayness

Man I wish I could help.

I know the feels. Sometimes I lose my ID and I don't even know who I am anymore.

I don't think I exist now

isn't that how it works

None of us exist

I don't even know who you are anymore.

I've been living in a tent for 3 years

And then Mondo looks down, and sees his hands start to disappear.

I think about that sometimes and wonder if you end up losing some vestige of civilized society that tells you being homeless means it's basically over and you're no longer a relevant human being. And if so is it horrible or liberating or just anti-climactic?

I've been fortunate for never having to face being homeless but it almost did happen when I didn't have a place to go when I lived in Monterey. My parents ended up being cool with me bringing my ex back here but we all know that story. I don't know what I'd do but I feel like I'd be ok. I'd hate being out at night tho. And not knowing where you're gonna sleep must also suck too.

I was homeless a few times in my life, but I always knew where my parents were. The problem was that they wouldn't allow me in their house. I'd imagine not having that foundation to psychologically ground you can make for a fairly bleak outlook.