Well at least you're a member of MB, so you don't give a **** if someone steals your car radio.

Tfw you wake up with a scratchy throat and slight body aches. I ain't got no mother fuckin time for this, I got important shit to do.

Picked up some Zicam. I've never tried it before, but I hope it does what it claims.

Feelin' ya, bro. I went into work with a slight sore throat yesterday, but woke up today just sick enough to call out. Perhaps I could have gone to work, but I'm now coughing and sneezing enough that the customers may not have appreciated me making their food.

The flu^ I just got over it let me tell this mofo hangs on

It's been an hour and I still feel like ****. Zicam sucks.

Maybe I'm just being impatient.

Alka Seltzer Plus cold medicine.

A REVELATION!!! i

:(

TFW when you discover you've been volunteered to house-train a new puppy, when your own baby ain't even house-trained yet. ****.

Time to break out the trusty ol' cattle prod.

You get to chill with a puppy.

TFW when you're billed $500 to sit in a waiting room for two hours before the doctor hands you a plastic container and tells you to go home and sh!t in it.

TFW you fuckers won't fix Chelsea's tiny avatar.

TFW we don't want furries on this forum.

TFW we need to start a "Been There, Done That" thread.

TFW a user outright refuses to request bigger avatars in the thread made especially for that purpose.

Yawn .....* ...

TFW you have a great night with a bonfire and burgers, and sleep at your friends house, only to wake up and just go into work still smelling like a smoke stack and beer.

You rebel you...

Camp/bonfires and alcohol were meant to go together.

Everything and alcohol go together. Parties, bonfires, meetings, colonscopies, meals, overwhelming existential crises, flights, etc.

You forgot internet forums.

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I felt that it warranted more than just an "etc".

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

JUST NO!

If you have an appointment with any type of doctor or dentist who plans on drilling into your body in any way, shape, or form, lay off the alcohol the night before.

Residual alcohol diminishes the affects of the medicine they inject you with to help you sleep, and/or, muffle pain. Trust me on this one.

Root Canal: ended up needing 2 additional needles of Novocaine to stunt the pain because I got wasted the night before. Burn baby burn.

Colonoscopy: woke up in the middle of it just in time to see the doctor.....

(you don't want to know.)

Thanks for warning me, I was legitimately going to give it a try.

TFW you're going to change it unless they do.

TFW I mistook that thread to be instructional in nature?

http://www.musicbanter.com/editors-p...-requests.html

For when you decide on your new avatar.

TFW when Frownland realizes later that he needs to be more careful what he wishes for.

1. Go to thread.

2. Post link to picture.

3. Derp.

TFW when this Neanderthal keeps rendering himself more and more obsolete.

TFW I can actually use a computer.

Tell me where that skill's actually gotten you, and maybe then I'll be impressed.

What's a computer?

Well, in a few years when I have my degree, it'll be getting me around 70k a year, so stay tuned.

It'll be time to supersize baby!

I don't know what that means.

You are the worst kind of person.