it is a Burgundy style wine bottle

https://www.bottle.express/60-large_...een-carree.jpg

Not really. When it's that minute then it's pretty obviously a maneuver, and therefore irrelevant. He knows it's a wine bottle.

It actually looks more like a Moresca bottle.

ikr

Who woulda thought this was all it took to completely reverse elph's strongly-held beliefs?!!! :laughing:

Could be the fuel pump is going bad.

Edit: Or it may be a faulty canuten valve, or even quite possibly, jesus doesn't like you or something. Who knows. What kind of appliance was it again?

Might be a problem with the starter, starter relay, starter solenoid. Could also be something fairly simple like a worn or loose battery cable.

TFW...

*in room*

"Holy **** I need to piss. I know, I'll go to the bathroom and smoke a cig while I'm out."

*reaches for pack*

*empty*

*grabs new pack*

*spends ten seconds feverishly opening pack while doing the peepee dance*

i forgot indoor plumbing isn’t a thing in virginia

#notasmoker

TFW you can't tell if you hurt your back or if you just need to take a massive ****.

UPDATE: Pretty sure it's the former. These next six hours at work should be fun.

TFW you wake up at 4:30 am, take a shower, brush your teeth, take a ****, smoke a cigarette, sit down at your computer to wait till it's time to go to work at 6, check the clock and it's 1:17 am. Go **** yourself.

ok i think i've said this already today but you are a retard

You try thinking rationally when you wake up at 12:30 am.

Why didn't you do this before getting in the shower?

He likes to multi-task

Cause I don't care. Also I like to give a few extra minutes to let as much **** reach the off ramp so I can drop as much of a load as possible.

I thought you just waffle stomped.

Htf did you manage that? You mean you thought it was 4:30 and it wasn't? Or were you using Devin Townsend's time machine again?

I just woke up, saw that the minutes on the clock were more or less around when I'd be waking up, and rose like a zombie to get the day started. I started wondering why I couldn't remember hearing my alarm but just figured I forgot turning it off, then I wondered why my second alarm wasn't going off thirty minutes later when it clearly should have been, and then the rest is history. When you get up at 4:30 in the morning every day you get used to being in a haze when you wake up.

I already do and try to be very certain that I'm not missing out on sleep.

Tfw you thought you were coming in to work on Friday, but no one else will be here, so you say **** it. 4 day weekend. I don't get those too often.

You do know clocks have hour hands, don't you?

it's 2017 dad, might be time to upgrade.

Who uses clocks with hands?

Mickey Mouse for one.

Who puts water in wine bottles?

If you had done, maybe you wouldn't have made such a dumb mistake?
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...LXdRKzHyiO__Sh

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...b1CV73iNCUMV-g

Do you have a hand clock by your bedside?

That's classified.

He hands his clock all the time.

Clock this.

I don't work but i still get a dopamine rush so **** work.

You never quote me anymore. And now, I walk in and find you quoting someone else. I think you owe me some palimony.

TFW your best friend who's studying to be a graphic designer tells you that he has a Deviant Art page that Bronies are all about, but that he isn't doing porn, and you're just like, yeah bro. Totally convinced. You're totally not making hentai. And if you're not, then what's your problem? Make that money, dumbass. Those freaks are hard up and you need to make dat money.

When you bite your lip so hard that you look like you have a herpe bump on your lip

TFW you're tired and you've got your cheek perched on your knuckles and you look down your hand and it's like an open tunnel and Jesus Christ you just gotta go the **** to bed but god damn are you hungry and you need a cigarette.

I feel like not knowing what I'm talking about is a betrayal of nature.

yuck, that shiit is the worst. I had something similar happen to me. I got done cutting the grass one hot, sunny, summer day. All I wanted was a bottle water. Dipped into the fridge and grabbed the first water bottle I saw (half full). It wasn't water.

I was young at the time. Too young to even be sneaking alcohol from my parents liquor cabinet, so the taste immediately made me throw up.

I've been an alcoholic ever since.

lol

TFW you're hurt/sick, and all you can think about is how you took for granted when you felt not hurt/sick. That's the boat I'm in right now.

I mixed in Quik with alcoholic egg nog by accident once (thought it was milk). I was wondering why I was feeling so woosy.