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Edit: Or it may be a faulty canuten valve, or even quite possibly, jesus doesn't like you or something. Who knows. What kind of appliance was it again? |
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*in room* "Holy **** I need to piss. I know, I'll go to the bathroom and smoke a cig while I'm out." *reaches for pack* *empty* *grabs new pack* *spends ten seconds feverishly opening pack while doing the peepee dance* |
i forgot indoor plumbing isn’t a thing in virginia
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TFW you can't tell if you hurt your back or if you just need to take a massive ****.
UPDATE: Pretty sure it's the former. These next six hours at work should be fun. |
TFW you wake up at 4:30 am, take a shower, brush your teeth, take a ****, smoke a cigarette, sit down at your computer to wait till it's time to go to work at 6, check the clock and it's 1:17 am. Go **** yourself.
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He likes to multi-task
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I thought you just waffle stomped.
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Tfw you thought you were coming in to work on Friday, but no one else will be here, so you say **** it. 4 day weekend. I don't get those too often.
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Do you have a hand clock by your bedside?
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that feeling when . . .when you get off work and your brain gets that dopamine rush when you listen to the music you like
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