liquid carbs

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So you save it for later?

Liquid car bombs if you're drunk and disgruntled enough.

Madfulness is disgruntled enough as it is.

Is the implication here that women never finish meals?

The implication is that you enjoy seconds.

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

I agree although I won't let leftovers sit in my fridge for too long. I'm notorious for needing to go boxes.

*whoosh*

The implication is that you puke into a container instead of a toilet so that you can save it for later.

Well clearly that one was lost on me.

So long as it doesn't end up in the toilet it's never lost.

You're right, the container isn't really necessary.

Of course if you drink from a vomit toilet bowl it still counts.

That feeling when you buy dry roasted peanuts instead of honey roasted peanuts. Dry roasted peanuts taste like new home construction.

And boy I sure do love the fresh taste of new home construction.

Who doesn't?

People that have never tasted new home construction.

This took an odd turn

That is the level of ****s I aspire to give.

Watching women eat usually gives me a boner but...

*attempts to think of a quirky house related joke*

She's plastered.

This explains so much tbh

I challenge you to watch me eat an entire cake and not ruin at least one pair of panties.

I would use this as a prime example of how so many dudes have no ****ing clue how to get a lady off.

I would use this as a prime example of how so many women are in denial of my eating prowess.

Tfw you wanna order some food but you know you're going to be too lazy to get up and get the food so you just say "eh, I'll starve".

Don't joke about this.
That's exactly what's happening in Africa.

Tfw you see old posts from back in the old MB days and you see that you were active back then as well and you quickly realize how long you've been here. I know there's a join date but goddamn it's weird to actually see it.

I challenge you to watch me feed Batty to a hungry lion and not ruin at least one pair of panties.

No way. Batlord's panties would be destroyed if they were chewed up by a lion.

that feeling when garlic flat bread hits the mouth...

TFW you die from eating too many carbs

:tramp: im having a hot pocket at 7pm :)

i dont count carbs, i enjoy bread too much

what does frownland eat>?

Eat some kale foo.

Todos

Except for crustaceans, avocados, coconut, and raw tomatoes.

I used to not like raw tomatoes. I've been eating a ton this year. I've got very few foods left that I don't like.

How come you don't eat avocados? I don't either but I used to like them.

I can deal with them in the right context, like pico de gallo.

Because they're ****ing disgusting, that's why. Also not into the texture. Used to **** with guac but no mas.

i used to eat kale, got boring. said **** it. i get my veggies from the v8 juice, where i sometimes drink that.


i even tried the kale chips, omg were those nasty asf