I heard if you headbutt a machete it makes you forget about your hiccups. :wave:

I've heard if you headbutt DwnWthVwls' mother she has an orgasm.

Can confirm

Can't confirm. Will take your word.

Well, if ya wanna get all medially on me....

But, yes, it really works.

Maybe you're just not doing it right.

I imagine anything that puts pressure on the back of your throat will have a chance at working, but you want to maximize that pressure. Next time try forcing the air in your mouth into the back of your throat without swallowing it -- sort of like how you can force the air in your mouth into just one cheek -- and see if it doesn't work almost every time. It helps if you stuck your tongue to the back of your throat too, to put even more pressure on the air.

TFW you're looking over your notes while studying for your final exam, and half the abbreviations you made to save time make no sense. (Example: "Int Groups: Inf through Org") WTF?!

tfw your leggings came in the mail but they sag off your non existent hips like little curtains. i am. so sad.

That's what you get for being a vegan.

i was never not built like a twig. i have the physique of a pencil.

I've heard that there's a secret way to build more tone: meat.

nahhhhh

it's just about complete proteins. of which i get plenty courtesy of beans n rice, tempeh, quinoa, etc. i know what im doin. diff peeps have diff body types, ya know. i just am not active enough to have a nicer one. idk why im taking this seriously i know you're just trollin.

Seriously, brah.

TFW you're plugging with Mondo and Frownland, and you're wracking your brains trying to keep up with all their weird ****.

Unless brah is meant as gender neutral, I think for at least tonight I'd prefer sis. Or whatever the brodyde equivolant would be.

Tfw you're too glamorous for this ****

Subdermal? So who's skin are you under?

I think I meant subdermal. Which, according to the red line under the word, isn't a word. The point is, I'm at a club, trying to enjoy a show, and all I see ate transplant disengenypus yuppies. I have murder in my veins right now.

Aaaaaaand that's why I always get thrown out

TFW you try to start reading a comic book crossover tie-in cluster**** series that you were already partway through months ago before you got bored, and now you have no idea where you left off, and no intention of starting the whole god damn thing over again.

**** you, Spider-Verse! I don't even really want to read you! I just want to get past you so I'll be able to check out the new Spider-Woman and Spider-Gwen series. And can someone please call me when Dan Slott quits ruining Black Cat?

tfw three days without liquor and you're eyeing your leftover benzos because you just really want a fix of something to take you out of your head and you can't discuss the matter with too many people you trust because they're liable to get hooked on some bullshit too.

I'd rather see you rollin' with Lorenzo.

Im floored you can use the words, "leftovers" &"Benzos" in the same sentance.

Gove yourself some credit, people with problems don't have leftovers.

I've been saving them for a really good time (and I still have a refill I can use).

No time like the present..;)

tfw you've been listening to new order for an hour and a half and never want it to end

^x2

TFW you get a free guitar, cup of coffee, and hooker all in the same day.

tfw your boss asks you to fill out a form and part of the form denotes gender.

****

Why is this a **** moment? Check the box that applies to you. (Male) Only because it will mess up your paper work. Like in your file. If you change jobs, check female. When you do all your paper work, that way it is all consistent. And nobody can throw words at you like fraud, or something.

you'd think there'd be a box for "other" in this day and age.

It's not the inconsistency that irks me, its the frustration of being confronted by a question I don't have an answer to yet and that aggravates me every day.

Go with your sex then since some people don't realize there's a difference.

That's the safe bet, then there's no hissy fits thrown.

TFW when you're gonna release the best album of the millennium...

...I wouldn't know it but I'm stoking because I'm about to drop one that'll be in the top 500 no doubt

TFW when the B52 you just downed makes friends with the R&C buzz you already had going.

I'm gonna be so sore tomorrow from all of the furniture moving - might as well let my brain share the pain.

That feeling when you first realise that things aren't what they first seemed to be.

Congratulations, soldier. I hope you get the Iron Cross for your heroism.

Or at least some Alka Seltzer....

And here I thought "the B52 I just downed" was code for giving Fred Schneider a BJ.