Pasta wouldn't be **** with out the noodles or meat or the tomatoe sauce.

Though, I don't think there are vegetables in most pastas.

Tomatoes are a ****ing fruit. They just go better with veggies.

Fruit sucks btw

No! Oranges, pineapples, pears, grapes... do I need to go on? If there's a heaven, it's rich in fruit.

Not to mention how grapes are used to make red wine and port wine. That's some real >>>>>> business.

Bananas, hello

Corn is used to make whiskey (right?). Veg>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Orange peel is nice with some bourbon I guess.

Beets are the best. Wtf is wrong with you?

Chocolate covered bananas.

Frozen

Various sorts of grain are used to make various sorts of whisky/whiskey, yes, but port wine is >>>>>

I'm more on the rum wagon, but I'm not sure if you'd really call it vegetable based as such. I guess you could say so.

False.

You can **** on absolutely everything else that I love, but port wine is sacred. Nectar of the gods.

I honestly am not that big of a fan of the type of drunk that you get from wine.

Drank a bottle of it once and it made me sick now I can't drink it.

Same with Newcastle Brown Ale. Used to love that now I can't touch it.

Salad is like 70% of what I eat. Especially in this ****ing heat.

Spinach, romaine, or spring mix?

****ing Jeffrey Dahmer, dude.

Port wine is pretty sweet, so it's not good for binging. A few small glasses are good if you drink them slowly and really make sure to taste the fullness of it.

Newcastle brown ale is pretty low tier imo. I liked it in the beginning, but now, there's several levels over that. I love ale and other types of dark beer, but it's crucial that you find the right brands for you, since they can vary tremendously in flavor.

Was only drinking Newcastle Brown Ale early on in my drinking career tbf (hence vomiting, not done that in ten years at least).

Agree it is low tier though.

Even when I was a low tier beer drinker, I never got why my friends were always so hyped about Newcastle. I mean it's fine but it's not even that strong, slam a Steel Reserve.

Willemoes Porter. Dark, rich and flavorful. A beautiful beer, even if you've got to deal with a certain degree of bitterness. 8,5%. The best of both worlds. One of my faves among dark beers.

Never had Steel Reserve. Does it actually taste good?

It looks good.

Just because it's not strong doesn't mean it's not good. Though it is average at best but not because it's weak.

Hobgoblin Gold is like 4% and that is delicious.

Correlation is 98% though.

I tried that trash once and was pissed at you for a week about it.

I think I had Hobgoblin once and wasn't offended at the taste. It was allright, but I never tried to find one again.

That was King Goblin not Hobgoblin Gold. Get your Goblins right!

Hobgoblin Gold is nice, very hoppy and not sweet at all you might like it mate.

OMG **** no. It's malt liquor. I drink it all the time cause it's dirt cheap but gets you lit. If you're not used to it it will make you cringe every time you take a swig and even at my level it still tastes like ****.

I prefer my malt liquor in strawberrita form

It's what dread and I will serve at our wedding

I can imagine what it tastes like.

I'm a guy who's plenty familiar with having to make trade-offs to save money, but can't you invest a little bit more to get something that doesn't make you gag?

Should get some White Lightning cider or Carlsberg Special Brew, Charles.

Not that's five buck (32 krone) for a six-pack of 16oz cans. And also not right along my way home from work. And I don't gag anymore.

"Invest" lol

Do you think he resells it?

😂😂😂

Sorry. I forgot you really like anal.

I didn't miss your weak pun but it really is true.

Nothing wrong with anal.

I thought truth was more important than cleverness in this case. Plus I'm just generally not the clever type.

It's funny when people find it gross. Why do you think they call banging doing the nasty? Mo grosser mo better

Human instinct makes all sex overrated tbh.

Sex is sexy.