That was so appropriate.

You get offended by some of the most arbitrary things.

Plankton, you did say it, on page 223. But it doesn't matter, since the entire point of the joke was that little curses like that don't matter and can be entirely friendly, despite the fact that a strict filter would have given you an infraction, regardless of the context (hence the picture of Robocop). I was actually supporting keeping things in context.

I just didn't think it was funny, and it took my original post out of context (which was hilarious btw), so just don't include me in your "Examples" anymore, and I'll try not to swear. In the meantime, I need to get some breakfast.

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Robocop's infractions don't hurt at low frequency rule breaking. F.ex, three shits per week is okay, or one shit and one yo momma joke.

Can I trade in all of my weekly shits for a single fuck? :thumb:

If you don't like it when a post is completely negated because of one dirty word taken out of context, then my job as a satirist is complete. I think for once in my life I actually managed to make a joke that had layers of cleverness to it. :laughing:

Dude, don't give a shit. You have so few of those left.

So when's your book, "How to Sytematically Make Everyone Dislike You" coming out?

I can't write the book until you sell me the rights.

If only you had a point

Settle down, pot.

In Ori's defense, I have no idea what Plankton is even upset about.

Sometimes you just get fed up with all the inane facepalm worthy posts and you gotta go off on some ass

There's some pretzel logic for ya. I didn't know you had a job as a "Satirist", hope it works out. Just please, for the love of all things decent, leave me out of your thoughts and/or experiments.

Makes sense. I knew there was a reason that everyone started to get cranky right when your temporary ban was lifted.

Only low self-esteem trolls live in the past rather than the present where I clearly am no longer pullic enemy #1

Is that why as soon as you came back, you started harassing Roxy? You hold grudges too, which is why you follow me around, even today.

You bring up all of my past mistakes every day, but get testy when I point out that you're not perfect either. But thanks for starting a fight just when things were starting to wind down.

The only thing you have to cling to doesn't even apply anymore because Roxy and I are on much better terms now.

I bet hearing that is really going to upset you. Now you can't bring her up everytime you're trying to lowblow me

Yorke, you came into this thread after Plankton and I were settling what turned out to be a misunderstanding, and dropped a "nobody likes you" on me. Isn't this the exact response that you were looking for?

For some reason, I find this little rivalry to be adorable. Maybe it's cause Ori never gets mad, so Yorke tries to go off, but can never really do much more than stick his tongue out at him.

What I was looking for was Jessica Alba nudes but damn it we can't always get what we want

We can put on bunny costumes, if you like.

What's wrong with friendly sniffing?

65. He said he was all kumbaya when he lived in California but became racist when he moved to Chicago so I don't even understand according to him.

tfw someone you don't know walks into the kitchen and says "Hello!" and in the back of your mmmind you're thinking "BITCH I WILL GOUGE YOUR SPOON OUT WITH YOUR EYES!" and the only thing stopping you from saying it is the dilemma of whether or not that's a scarier thing to say than the less non sequitur "BITCH I WILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH THIS SPOON" Or perhaps the perhaps even more non sequitur possibilities "BITCH I WILL SPOON YOUR EYES OUT WITH YOUR GOUGE!" or "EYES I WILL GOUGE YOUR BITCH OUT WITH YOUR SPOONS!". Ultimately you just nod peacefully, grab a pint of ice cream, and retreat to your room.

What :D?

Does this happen regularly? Your bedroom must fucking stink you disgusting fucker :D

Well it all goes on the bed, but sometimes it hides from the light from my laptop.

I'd probably have to buy a new bad after that.

CSI: The Batlord

Damn batty we need to get you someone to help out with that. I know a couple of choice ladies I can hook you up with.

No thanks. I like my women to not have to give their older brother a tie on Fathers' Day.

I'm insulted! They may make you itch but they're aren't that hillbilly!

Not a darn thing. I just knew you were the extremely friendly type.

tfw you thought of something completely brilliant but forgot it before you could write it down.

Goddammit. Now I'll never be a millionaire.

TFW you sober up and remember your brilliant scheme.^ Those feels.

TFW you are head over heels for a girl and are going to help her get her guitar back from the pawn shop. I'm doing this after cutting her off because I had feelings for her, and now I'm helping her get back something she loves almost as much as life itself. I'm horrible at being a guy.

I was sober when I thought of it though. Clearly the solution is to try and remember when I'm wasted.