Tell them to body surf in the LA river. That'll get their face good.

TFW you eat food when you want to eat food.

Thing is they're not even unattractive, they're just dumb and self-conscious.

TFW there's a hurricane coming and you got off work so early that your beer is running out and it's 1PM and **** it I guess you gotta go back out for more (but seriously the storm is a bitch right now and there isn't even any rain or ****). Be seein' ya'll in the next life with a brand new six-pack.

good luck on the weight loss man.

Probably should grab 2 my dude.

Back and let's make this happen. If we were a posse irl we'd be about to jump off a bridge with a bitchass cameraman with no balls.

TFW huge storm knocks out your internet, but you still got a cellphone hotspot good enough to game on. Kindly fuck off mother nature.

She just wants revenge for what you dirty ****s have done to New Jersey.

TFW outsiders think one small section of the state represents the state as a whole.

Nah, the whole thing is ****. First place I ever saw toxic waste warning signs on the road. Too bad The Toxic Avenger was too busy punching junkies to clean that **** up.

Yeah, you were in the **** part. I live in the middle of a US and International Biosphere Reserve...

It's all just one big porkroll of despair

TFW you're an outsider who associates one small section of a state as a Snookie reserve.

We don't want you here anyway.

Jersey>New Jersey

Exo lives in/near the dirty part. I live in the good part. Poor bastard.

I wanna hang with Exo at the dirty party.

Fixed so no one knows wtf youre talking about.. TFW you forgot to quote.

That party animal

As Chula would say...I come from the streets. It's the street smarts I gots.

It's funny. This state is kind of defined by how close you are to pretty much anything while also being completely different. 30 minutes to NYC. 30 mins to the beach. 30 mins to skiing. 30 mins to dairy farms. Applies to where I grew up.

My hometown is in Norvin Green State Forest...

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cd/e7...2e8092f214.jpg

Yet a fifteen minute drive and you're in downtown Paterson...

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cxwj3ymlNqk/hqdefault.jpg

It's weird.

You do realize I can edit your quote back and put it in my post, right?

Scenery looks nice. I drove the NY Passageway (whatever it's called) on my way to Maine one time. The "You're Five Minutes from NJ" sign was as close as I got, but you could see the city from the Interstate.

EDIT: The traffic sucked balls.

Thruway.

Have you ever spotted a wild Lloyd Kaufman in those woods?

No but I see a wild, dirty party.

Funny you mention that. Toxic Avenger was filmed two towns over from me.

Bitch, Lloyd Kaufman is the dirty party

New York: Spider-Man
Gotham: Batman
Metropolis: Superman
Jersey: TOXIIIIIIIEEEEEE

Hate your part of Jersey cause the traffic is the worst, but you got the hills.. The Pines are FLAT af.

Don't forget Jersey City has Muslim Ms. Marvel.

TFW you're trying to be quiet to avoid bothering your upstairs neighbor, and then you remember they died yesterday morning.

Were you at all close?

We actually didn't get along all that well until a few months ago, when she and I resolved our differences and more or less ignored each other as much as possible. For some reason her being gone just feels weird.

TFW you've gone months without an IRL music discussion and now people are asking you about how you feel about Guns N Roses, Pink Floyd, Godsmack, Led Zeppelin, and coincidentally all those popular rock bands you think are garbage.

WHERE THE **** ARE ALL MY NOTES?!

Imagine describing my music to people who think that grunge is as weird and dissonant as music gets.

"Bro, listen to this it's like Nirvana resurrected and made even better music."

Twf you've played 120+ holes of disc golf over the weekend and you try to throw on Monday and your arm basically falls off. I need some rain or something around here so I can get some much needed stuff done around the house.

Maybe you should take a week off and masturbate with your left hand.

The gout in my shoulder causes my left arm/hand to go numb at times, so this has already been a thing for a while now. I'd call it the stranger, but I always think of you, you sexy bitch.