no :)


:D was i supposed to?

Sometimes it makes me sneeze.

id be sneezing a lot because its a habit of mine to pick out my nose hairs. i guess they are supposed to filter the air you take in through your nose though so i need to let some be maybe

Can we gofundme a nose trimmer for mindful?

i have one, i use it too. :cool:



thanks for trying to help though :o:

You like the challenge of trying to pluck the already trimmed ones..

:shycouch:

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Mindful be like...

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Tfw you're biking home from work and there's a baguette sitting in the middle of the path.

Did you eat it?

I hope you didn't roll over.

TFW you check your work pants and find that your brand new pack of cigs probably fell out while you were biking home from work.

Also TFW you find an unopened pack in your bookbag so it all evens out even if you don't know how stale they are.

TFW when Batlord realizes it's the same pack.

Nah I know I put the new pack in my pocket. I remember the pocket juggling. This is a different pack.

I've had that feeling for a couple decades now. Feels great man.

TFW your bus is late and there are mosquitos everywhere.

TFW you're not sure if the can of beer on your desk is new or a three-day-old leftover and you taste it and it's the latter.

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You still drank it all though didn't you?

I like to believe Bat is at least a little less white trash than that. I could be wrong.

You are :D

Do You Give a **** About Drinking Stale Beer from Two Days Ago? (Hint: I don't)

What an odd coincidence.

That's a desperation move though. It's just that I don't have a very high threshold for desperation.

He clearly said 3 days though and that's way over the line.

Tfw you're chilling, and then someone plays your song

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tfw you realize you don't have a song to call your song

Tfw more people should listen to Italo Disco

TFW you send someone their headshot and they're not happy with it and try to blame you for their ugly.

You should send them the number to a good makeup artist. Like a movie person who does horror movies.

Or a magician.

How would you word that so that it was properly insulting without trying too hard?

"Here's the number of someone who I think can help with your situation."

Only works if they follow through and call though.

If you can find the number to a still existing freak show then it would be even better.

I could do a plastic surgeon but in SD they'd probably think it was real advice.

Tell them to body surf in the LA river. That'll get their face good.

that feeling when you finally eat after 21 hours of fasting. mac n cheese with chipotle chili powder and chipotle southwest seasoning plus some pepper. then i add a dash or two of Italian style bread crumbs. mix it together and it taste wonderful :)

TFW you eat food when you want to eat food.

Thing is they're not even unattractive, they're just dumb and self-conscious.

TFW there's a hurricane coming and you got off work so early that your beer is running out and it's 1PM and **** it I guess you gotta go back out for more (but seriously the storm is a bitch right now and there isn't even any rain or ****). Be seein' ya'll in the next life with a brand new six-pack.

good luck on the weight loss man.