I think that might qualify as impersonating a police officer or something, which is illegal.

TFW you get off work at 3 and your boss makes you take a lunch at 2:15.

WHATSTHE****INGPOINT?

Don't get me started on mandatory lunch breaks. I work at a desk, it's not back breaking labor, I don't need a 30 minute break. It's a ****ty backhanded way companies screw you out of money you could be working for instead of wasting time in a creepy, ill-lit break room.

Right, I am an assistant store manager. I can't not go to lunch, because then I get emails.... :( Not the nice kind either...

TFW you get your first quote added to someone's sig. TY Justthefacts. :D

TFW you can't go to an appointment because your bowels are packed and causing you excruciating cramping pain.

One day, when you've had as many of your quotes in other people's sigs as I have, you'll get over it.

That post originally included a comment insulting you. I wish I hadn't removed it.

The comment or my ballsack from your mouth?

Wtf Batlord? That's just mean, obviously I meant the comment. :(

TFW you've been waiting months for an album release and then it's released for $1.

TFW you're sitting in the dentist chair and you hear the drill start going zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

music to my ears.. <3 dentists.

Is it safe?

http://www.artvehicle.com/content/as...1228768613.jpg

tfw you make food for a living and set the fire alarm off making toast.

That feeling when you realise the chili seeds you planted are never going to grow :(

TFW you're listening to really good music and your friend asks when you recorded it.

tfw you find a bunch of old essays from when you were n high school on a usb external hard drive you thought you lost and realize you were smarter when you were 16 than you are now.

what have i done

same, though the difference is that I would pay good money just to see some of my compositions from high school.

there are no digital archives of how brilliant I was. :(

also tfw holy drunkenness

That feeling when you want to like old legit Grindcore bands on Facebook, but they don't have a page made up, and all you can find are these disgusting bands that take up space on the internet. Fuck you, no one cares about your fucking band, destroy your instruments.

I would never have guessed you listened to grindcore.


tfw you make a long ass post with a bunch of important details and you keep going back editing stuff so it makes more sense and is easier to read. knalksdfka

I Googled this and got nothing. But apparently it's kinda sorta close to the name of some place in Michigan.

I'm not sure what to say to that, Batlord. You've stumped me. I am stumped. Like a beheaded tree you've left me.

It's the scientific name for the feeling when you make a long ass post with a bunch of important details and you keep going back editing stuff so it makes more sense and is easier to read.

Tfw you ask for a light from a stranger and he ends up giving you a little sermon on how cigarettes are bad for you.

Spare me the life lesson cause it ain't gonna light my cig. :rolleyes:

That feeling when a perfect stranger asks you for a cigarette, and repays you by talking your head off about random bull**** you couldn't give less of a **** about.

I find it especially annoying if they tell me a story on why they needed a cigarette so badly.
Im already giving them the cigarette so what makes them think i care about the events that led up to this moment?

Im vaguely interested if its a friend but i don't need to hear that sh*t from a chatty stranger who's giving me a pity backstory when i already gave him the cigarette.

Not smoking is the best thing I can do to accommodate my social reclusivity. I have avoided many a burnt-out middle-aged man on my way to school by rejecting his request to bum.

How does that make any sense? What could possibly make people want to be around you less than if you have a flaming cancer stick of death?

TFW you're walking out the door for some well earned down time and your boss tells you by the way you're being retrenched. *******.

You mean you're fired?

I think he means they put him back to work.

I had to look up "retrenched" and apparently it means "cutting costs", so I assumed it was another term for "downsizing" in this case.

Yep. Got 5 weeks notice and no payout because they're a small company. Yay screwed just in time for Christmas. :bonkhead:

TFW your witty response to your Burmese roommate's passive aggressive note is lost because he's not very good at English.

I know them feels bro. I know them feels.

TFW you've got an episode of Family Guy you've never seen going on in the background, and of course, there's a ****ing musical number. **** you, Seth MacFarlane.

Edit: JESUS ****ING CHRIST!!! Another god damn musical number! I hate you!

Tfw you call to check your bank account and it's negative 6 dollars.

In the words of Patrice oneal

"No straight man writes that many show tunes, that's a fact." :p:

That said, shipoopi was alright and the christmas time is killing us song was good too.

^ Dude, keep it out the negative, I have 19 cents. Yup....cracks knuckles * That's how you do that...
(I also have all my cash withdrawn from my account and hidden my closet this week
:P)