TFW a friend says Linkin Park is the most creative band of the 21st century.

:laughing:

TFW your ignorant as **** friend, says Bruce Dickinson sounds like Jack Black.:banghead:

You both need new friends.

TFW you actually agree with Plankton.

Embrace it as if you would a good smelling fart.

TFW your wife informs you that your niece's 19 year old daughter is stripping to finance her way through school.....

(just found out last night)

TFW an exam you've been stressing about takes you five minutes to finish.

I'm guessing this is bad to you?

Well, it's not the safest profession out there. They live out in the sticks of New Hampshire so the place is probably pretty divey. But she's a good kid and trying to get through school so she can do better by her infant son.

Was more of a shock than anything else.

TFW you pee in the shower and you're not even in the tub.

TFW you're too sick to get out of bed, so you just listen to Supertramp and post on MB.

tfw your roommate, the one you don't like, gets a court summons letter AND something from the debt collectors agency.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAAAAAA

Suckstobeyoubro.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Doesn't that mean it'll be harder for him to pay rent, which will then suck for you?

Landlord rents the rooms individually so nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

tfw you're catching up on a massive sleep debt

http://talknerdy2me.org/wp-content/u...14/02/GIF6.gif

TFW you get an extra hour of sleep because of the time change.

That feeling when all the girls that ever find you attractive are looking for "nice guys", and they're trying date people who aren't "assholes". This has never, ever worked for me, and whenever a girl says anything like "A guy has never done this for me before." or "You're so nice" I'm going to just give up right then and there. I'm not trying to perpetuate that whole "girls go for assholes" autistic fedora bs, I just want to date women who I can be myself around. I know that my depression can be pretty bad sometimes, but I'm trying to find better outlets, and stop myself from saying or doing things when I'm in that state.

tl;dr: I just want to date someone I can be dumb, and enjoy myself around. Also, working on my mental illness.

tfw you've been craving pasta for weeks and you finally make it

aww yiss

awwwwww yisss GET IN MY MOUTH

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Can you please upload a video to the cafe of you doing that with said pasta?

:D

I would never do such a hideous thing with pasta.

What the hell kind of pie is that?

I was actually wondering the same thing... there's like no filling it's just pie crust shattering into manface

Maybe its pumpkin pie. Or sweet potato.

!

Quite plausible

a delicious one.

tfw you think everythings cool and then you check your bank account and have a negative balance again.

WHEREMYMONEYGOTHOUGH?!
WHEREMYMONEYGO????????!!!!

tfw some idiot downstairs is screaming for no reason

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tfw it's probably because of some silly sports game

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tfw people make noise

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tfw people

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That feel when you're not that crazy drunk guy that just randomly shouts in peoples faces.

I wish I was a crazy drunk person that shouts in people's faces.

Usually when I'm drunk I just want to be friends with everyone and everything that angers me about most people completely subsides for the time being.

But sometimes I just wish I could go off on some people and blame the liquor.

That feeling when you seemed to have reaped some long hidden psychedelic karma.....;)

That feeling when you realize that mushroom fairy is infact real and yes he just shows up randomly at 9:30 am on a Sunday.....

I dunno what I did to deserve this.... But uh thank you GOD!!!
Not only did you bring my spiriutal bliss in a bag, you brought me a mix tape too?!! :love: I feel incredibly loved today... (I haven't taken them yet douche bags... Stop hatin!;))

TFW your post is the one after 909.

TFW you're posting after 911

TFW when Frownland can't count.

You counted all the posts? I just look at the number in the corner.

Oh, I looked at the number of replies in my CP. Which, of course, doesn't include the OP.

That feeling when you're reading the comments section of an article bitching about one video game, and for the sake of comparison, someone uses a spoiler of a game no one is talking about, and which you haven't played yet. **** you, you stupid ******* ****wad gaming nerd piece of ****! Shut. The ****. Up.

That reminds me of the time Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

tfw the tiniest bit of alcohol feeds on the tiniest bit of pain meds

Or the time Tyler Durden was a multiple personality?

TFW you've seen too much 9/11 rule 34.