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TFW you get an "A" on an essay you completely winged in half an hour.

That feeling when you literally stopped doing any work whatsoever or turning in anything at all for a class with at least 3 months left, put together a final presentation during the last period of said class, and pass and finish with one of the highest grades there.

I love when a teacher gives my bull**** an A. I remember English classes, pulling meaning out of **** I knew wasn't there because I didn't know what the author was actually trying to say and my teachers always ate it up.

Based on your passion for John Cage, I imagine you'd be good at that. :p:

tfw when you guess every single question on a chemistry final and get an 86%

TFW you fall into an obvious trap.

Holy **** you're right. I'm gonna go rethink my life now.

tfw one of your favorite bands releases a new album, and it's already been a year since they released it, and you had no idea they released it.

Tfw you get your sister into post rock.

That's ****ing awesome. What band did you introduce her with?

I showed her Swans a while back but I showed her Godspeed today an she loved it.

If she eventually listens to pg.lost and falls in love, I will be a happy man. Happy to hear she likes Godspeed though.

TFW your underwear has holes through where your labia lips are. They are poking through! I better chuck them tomorrow.

tfw it's your Friday and you've been jonesing for a heavy intoxication all week.

Awww yisss.

tfw you know you've got a crush coming on and are gonna be doomed when it finally comes to show.

lol -> ebay

Where's Sansa when you need her? http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...ace_smiley.png

Right??

Herms is my ultimate girl crush.

Yeah, I was being ironic... or something. Sarcastic maybe. **** it, I don't even care anymore.

You're losing your touch, man. Get your shit together.

Don't lie to me. She's a cuteface and you know it.

Meh. Tries too hard to look edgy.

Her eyeliner skills are almost as solid as mine. This is important.

I love her huge eyeballs! I told her that in plug the other day actually.

For fucking real, dude. I wish I had eyes half as pretty as hers.

Firstly unban the sans.

Secondly Howard would have been all over it :)

That feeling when you watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer for the first time as an adult and realize how much it sucks.

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!
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TFW Christmas claymation sucks.

Those movies kinda weirded me out as a child, I'm sure if I cared enough the revisit any of them they still would. Like, heat miser? What the hell is a character in a Christmas film doing spitting fire and ****?

An excellent use of music and one of the only things Christmas-y I still appreciate from my childhood. 30 minutes of soothe:

tfw you type out a word but it comes out underlined as misspelled so you google the word to check the spelling and find out it's not actually a word even though it totally should be.

**** you, entire language of English.

How graptacious.

Right? That's so endiforioutous.

When you're dancing alone in your room to Acid House music.

Sending love to you bb. :love:

Tell me about it. My vagina gives out some sweet smells so I could make big bucks.

Oh Batty.

TFW you're browsing baseball headlines after watching a World War II documentary and this jumps out at you:

Mariners Closing In On Trade For Hitler – MLB Trade Rumors

sansa can have my account if she wants. then she can finally be a real man.

TFW it's before 6:00 in the morning. It's pouring like it only does in California and parts of Asia during typhoon season, it's pretty cold out, and the drain out on your patio is clogged with leaves and dog hair and sh*t and there's about 4 inches of water built up.

Take off socks, roll up pant legs, and spend the next 5 minutes getting drenched cause as soon as I clear the drain it clogs up again within 15 seconds.