I'd regret it, too.

You should've punched yourself.

That feel when I have 999 artists in my lastfm library. What should be my 1000th?

Treason_is_bad

^

Tfw you're in the mood for only one particular album (Loveless), but you don't want to listen to it, lest it lose its impact, so you put on something else and feel unfulfilled

TFW, you actually save someone's life and get biligerant texts the next day from that persons new wife.Umm wait did ya want me to let him die? Im confused.I thought I did the right thing.

Sounds like you may not have done him a favor. Still, that's awesome.

Brother, had I not been there he'd be dead permanently. He was dead inside the stall took four shots of narc-ad ,a tube, and ivs to the neck to get him awake to say I took heroin,and bath salts and injected the filth in my arm.I also pitched his needles and drugs to save him more time then the year he was looking at.Jeez woman who was about to have a fatherless baby I believe the word you ate looking for is thanks.

So, my telepathy test worked? Resplendent.

That's really effed up. But then again, that's par for the self centered-ness of the people who are in the throws of that lifestyle. I watched a girl go into convulsions as the people she was with were fiending over her left over stash.

Classy.Stay classy.

:laughing:

See my issue is yer mad bc you kicked him out all yall tried to let him bottom out but see his bottom isnt a normal bottom his bottom is a pine box.So Im just frustrated its like Im sorry you gave up on yer man,but we've been tight for 15 years and uh Im not gonna let him die.I dont have it in me,so feel guilty all want just dont bite my head off.

Speaking of drugs...TFW lots of caffeine and just a little pot. Most perfect combination of substances ever.

^My go-to rager night combo is jagger-bombs and weed. I just made cold-brew coffee using rum instead of water... When the time comes that stuff is gonna be wild.

Also jfc Roxy... what a ****ty day

Tfw really dank bands are playing in your town two days before you come back from school. Son of a bitch.

tfw you could almost swear that people look at you and they know you're messed up.

tfw you're getting older and older and start feeling more and more like either a jaded jackass or a hasbeen loser still tryna be cool. Fvck, Twenty-Three? Kids I went to high school with are graduating college and getting jobs that don't involve waiting on *******s that care too much about what temperature their ****ing machiatto is. Can't decide if I should hold on or shape up, what is this garbage?

TFW you send Batlord a package:

Ship Your Enemies Glitter

I had this idea the other day for an automated telephone system that anonymously calls people you hate and a recording tells them "Someone would like to tell you that you re an asshole!"

TFW the school board calls a snow day based on the weather forecast…

and it turns out to be a fabulous day without a hint of precipitation.

I could do that service for you. Give me some numbers.

Did you still get the day off?

Yup, they call it the night before.

Nice.

That feeling when you've recorded a show that went out in December but you're only getting to watch it now, so have to see all those bloody ads for Christmas again in January!!!

Also, that feeling when you see an ad for a great new show you'd love "starting on Monday" and realise the recording is two months old! :banghead:

If you recorded it can't you forward through the commercials?

Yes but you're forgetting...
http://www.trollheart.com/lazyguy.jpg

Let's not pretend like Trollheart is aware that it's the 21st century.

Says the man with a Chromebook! :rolleyes: Get yerself a proper computer, son!

That feel when clean blankets and covers on bed, so cozy to read and space out on.

Chromebooks are new, making me cutting edge, old man.

tfw

gearing up

to destroy

already bleeding
slightly buzzed
lookin for weed
lokin for drugs
FIDLAR
**** off and die ****s

TFW you know you'll never party as hardy as WhateverDude, and despite your best judgement, it still bums you out.

i thought you hated that sort of thing

you should come to charlotte some time, i'm quite skilled at being reckless

I'm just not big on the house party scene. Getting ****ed up with bros and hitting the bars or going to a show is what's up though. I just don't have WD's sense of recklessness to be finding sketchy hangouts on the regular.

i'm actually trying to move away from that sort of thing myself, but i still want to be able to do it sporadically here and there

sooooo many bars
sooooo many drinks
sooooo many lines
sooooo many joints

the smile on my face is so wide it could eat planets, bitches. Mother****ing planets. My face feels like it's one of like four or five. I am
so melted right now



and I didn't even hit the hard drugs

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GODDAMN ****ING GANGSTA

****ing invincible right now

New does not necessarily equate to good.
Isn't that the one that can't even handle multiple ****ing rar files? What a bitch. My AMD would kick its ass! To say nothing of the new brute my sister is treating me to soon! :tramp:

That feel when you get trolled by a 40 year old avant-garde collective of anonymous musicians. I really should know better...

You're gonna need to expound upon this.