That feeling when your upstairs neighbor gets a 4 year old foster child and gives you pot cookies as a way to apologize for all the noise. Jah bless

That's awesome. Please share, the cookies or the neighbor, idc.

am i crazy or are you basically saying he needs to stay away from smack cause if he OD's it might suck for his dog lol

sometimes i feel like i really am insane. or else you guys are.

Read between the lines man.

Tfw you look at your Last.fm and your album collage has both of these covers:

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG...er=allrovi.comhttp://s23.postimg.org/ylv9ixn4r/london_calling.png

tfw you've just learned that you're the same age that Paul McCartney was when Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band was released and all you have to show for yourself are a shitload of stupid poems.

http://data1.whicdn.com/images/57616815/large.gif

Look on the bright side. You're also the same age as Brian Wilson was when he suffered a complete mental breakdown.

EDIT: And Jim Morrison when he was arrested for indecent exposure.

My mental status has been questionable lately.... :laughing:

TFW you're five years younger than Paul McCartney was when he releasd Sgt. Peppers and you've already released four albums better than anything The Beatles did.

Ja I said it.

Equating success to substance is a no go, bro. If it really bothers you that much, get with creative people and turn it into something special. You have the tools, now get the like-minded people. Some of my favorite artists didn't start publishing their music and art till they were older, not necessarily a bad thing.

Yeah… no.

the trouble is, I'm a writer and not a musician. :laughing:

I really need to buckle down and get some of my work out there, damn it.

I'm side-glancing you so hard right now that I can't even find a gif to express the intensity of my skepticism.

You guys are just jealous. I'll concede that Magical Mystery Tour is better than most of my albums.

TFW you walk out into the garage to change loads over and the floor is flooded because your washer decided to finally sh*t the bed. Especially bad since my son has his "room" out there. Thank god I have a wet/dry vac and the sucker worked wonders. Still got some major cleanup to do tomorrow. Hopefully it stops raining.

Yours certainly have better album covers.

tfw you spent most of your day in bed because you drank too much the night before and didn't eat to counter the effects, and you're pretty drunk yet again

http://i776.photobucket.com/albums/y...cyo1qzmacp.gif

I'll take it.

What's the difference between Frowns and Paul McCartney?

I'd probably shit Paul McCartney over me too. I'm a big guy.

been drinking a bit too much.

fixed my above post. :laughing:

though to be fair I think the presence of Paul would make anyone just about shit themselves.

But he's not really Paul McCartney. He's an impostor!

just like I'm not really your mother, just an impostor, huh?

HUH?? :mad:

:laughing:

Shh! You'll blow my cover.

You know you're pretty wasted when you forget how to spell Frownland.

there really is no winning with you, is there? :laughing:

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Well that's charming.

TFW you drink yourself into a stupor, wake up the next day, feel fine.

gone are those days...

I'm older than you. With a liver who has seen some dark days but is still standing proud. Suck it, alchie.

Also, TFW you Google "amputee porn" and are just like... no.

*Googles deaf gang bang*

TFW you finally get an interview after 3 months of applications that weren't even acknowledged. TFW they ask you back for a second interview. TFW they get you to start straight away and you're suddenly employed :D

Congrats!

I'm just thinking that I was only sick because food hasn't really been on my mind lately. Stress and whatnot. Pretty sure I'm still good to go (but I should probably stop drinking anyway). :laughing:

TFW you get excited because your coworkers are talking about El-P and you go over to join the conversation and it turns out that they were just talking about loan purchases (LP's).

TFW you take a day out of work because the store tells you the new washer will be delivered between 11:00 and 4:00. Then they show up at 9:00 so you end up having the rest of the day to hang on MB and piss away some hours.

You know what time it is now right
http://static.wine-searcher.net/imag...d-10399486.jpg

Basically, yup. Wasted day. But fun.

TFW you flick yourself in the nuts just cause you're bored and now you regret it.