Did you meet up with rostasi or something?

The Residents posted a photo of 4 old men without masks grouped together. It got me an a few others going for a minute.

Why is there masklessness noteworthy? Don't most people take pictures without masks?

They have never publicly shown themselves without masks as The Residents, and they have never publicly acknowledged who they are. The fan base is pretty sure who they are though, but still... the day they are unmasked is the day I **** myself.

Tfw you and a female friend take a manliness quiz and she scores higher than you

And tfw the banana you're about to eat vaguely smells like hand sanitizer

Ffs

That feeling when you warned a customer repeatedly that their design was not going to work in a mass production setting but they wouldn't listen to you. And your bosses were too blinded by potential revenue to stop development and force the customer to listen.

Customer has received the first production qtys. and guess what? They are rejecting them because of the exact thing I warned them about.

And now I have to try and clean up the mess.

Tfw you look for a new job.

TFW you flick on the radio and hear "Brain Damage/Eclipse" in its entirety. God, I forgot how haunting those tracks were.

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon…

it sounds totally cliche, but that portion of DSOTM touched me a bit more deeply than the other tracks (including "Time", which still makes me cry almost every time I hear it).

Oh, definitely. When an album/track is talked about so much, we tend to forget how good it is. I've actually had to put on a sweater after listening to Dark Side because of the chills.

tfw you took 4 days off of work so you could go party in LA and see FIDLAR only to find that after you already booked your ticket the show sold out. Mother****ing sold out. This might be it for them... they're playing Burgerama festival in March but from what I've heard the band as people are parting ways... I guess I have to wait til Burgerama. And hope to goddess I can get a refund.

Tfw you cut your nails too short

It hurts

I used to do that, and it gave me slightly ingrown fingernails. Luckily, I'm a slacker now and only cut them when they start to make it hard to make a fist around my dick. That reminds me...

TFW your professor informs the class you'll be watching porn, and says "Fuck yeah, you can curse in here".

All the little kids fresh outta high school laugh every time she curses or says something you'd normally get detention for. Makes me feel old, lol.

A girl actually asked to go to the bathroom today. :banghead:

That feel when someone lying to you but you know it.
-_-

The unmitigated gall! You sit here, pretending to be Tom ****ing Selleck, the most beloved actor of all time, and have the audacity to complain about somebody else lying?! **** that ****!

maybe she went in there to masturbate

tfw you're just sick and tired, heart beating too slowly.

tfw can't tell if sub-humanly stupid or post-humanly intelligent

but it's all so simple, guys

Maybe a little from Column A, a little from Column B.

I wish I could ejaculate 9000 times with my eyeballs

stop looking at me. :(

oh wow

I didn't even know I wrote that until now...

also tfw every time you walk into your room the first thing you smell is weed. The second thing is beer. The third thing is curry soup. Awwww yeah. Gettin my stank on.

Also what with the glasses and everything... I mean... I just don't think it would be a good time for me.

I prefer to keep them on in bed. Nobody wanna fuck a Jew girl.

also tfw you're pretty turned on by Jim Morrison but you're also kind of glad he's dead.

Bitch, what you talkin' bout? Jew chicks got big tits and awesome senses of humor.

*looks down*

....I... well...at least I have a pretty good sense of humor I guess.

C'mon bro...

ahem hemmity hem

ask the Mister before you even try, son.

Nah, that wasn't me trying to get e-laid. Just a reference to my previous post in the gallery. You're pretty harsh on yourself, even if you are joking.

Well, Jew girls without eating disorders have big tits.

dude fuckin seriously.

TFW your grandma calls you to catch up and during your conversation she tells you how much she likes your new track :yikes:.

Well then... real stuff... good luck with that. http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...e_confused.gif

minimal reward, has really triggered my alcoholic tendencies.

my figure is improving but if I don't dig myself out I'm probably gonna die this time.

so I guess you're gonna have a real nice corpse to defile.

Geez… that's awful. :( Hope you can sort that out.

I'd say something helpful, but I suppose there's nothing really to say, and I hate trite things like "I wish you the best", or "I'm praying for you". Other people might be good at that kind of thing, but all I've got is that you're more fun when you're not all bummed. Get back to your normal bored nihilism so I don't have to worry about stepping on eggshells when I mock you. It's quite inconvenient.

tfw you want a qt girlfriend to cuddle with you under mounds of blankets and pass the **** out while listening to AFX.

that's about the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

tfw you just really want to fuck Jim Morrison.

or someone that loves him/looks like him.

just whisper some fucking sweet things at me and the contract will be signed.

TFW a 2 1/2 hour college class consists of watching the Disney version of Cinderella followed by a discussion shitting on Walt Disney.