Oh. Hi Batlord. I didn't see you there. You didn't have your hands in your pants this time.

TFW you're just trying to learn some Russian, and suddenly, at 6:15...



...you can't help but laugh because you're 15 years old. And at 7:25, "see you there, fackafacka"

:rofl:

At around 7:00 I thought she said "And now it's time for Svetlana's insides", and I got all excited. But it was "insights".

TFW your friend tries to hit on a girl, but she ends up rolling her eyes at you behind his back.

I hope you didn't let her smoke any of your weed.

Did her eyes fall out of her skull in order for them to roll towards you?

Yahtzee!

Haven't you had that feel before?

TFW you record a great song but realize that you're directly ripping off John Cale when you play it back.

TFW you're showing someone some old school noise music to compare with your own
TFW that someone tells you you're genuinely better than Throbbing Gristle

nah

What'd I say? Derivative.

Bitch I didn't release it and if I do I'll say it's cover.

Nice try though.

I just wonder how many times you didn't know you'd ripped somebody off.

Me too, help me out with these, I need some new recs anyway.
https://wolvesinsheepskin.bandcamp.com/track/weepy-flor
https://wolvesinsheepskin.bandcamp.c...a-mahali-mbaya
https://jesusthecarpenter.bandcamp.c...l-photographer

Pussy.

Hi. I'm new.

That feeling Dave has no clue what thread he's in

Feeling Dave sounds fun, quit hogging him I want a turn.

Yeah. Same friend. :laughing:

TFW it's Friday, and you've just finished a HUGE project.

TFW you buy 12 G's of bud from your guy through the mail and he sends you a whole ounce. :love:

TFW you see one of your classmates cited Yahoo Answers as a source in his Government assignment. LOL way to fail, dude.

That feeling when girls you like don't text you back, and you get anxious. I hate myself for getting bothered by this.

Dude, nobody likes it when girls you're trying to mount don't text you back. Guys want ass. Quit bitching about bitching. It's what you're supposed to do. Just, ya know, don't be a bitch bitch about it.

Happens to the best of us don't sweat it..

First of all, does that guy not have neighbors?

Secondly, WTF was the last twenty seconds?!

And lastly, I remember that guy. You posted him before. He's ****ing awesome.

Idk but i imagine he does and they hate him

and inside joke

Glad you dig him, he's like an edgier Nigahiga. he's also the dude from 21 and over.

tfw one of your coworkers/cool friends recites the intro to "Magic Dance" from the Labyrinth in the community break room notebook (yes, we have handwritten conversations about anything and everything in a notebook in our break room) with you

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoXQBkRCQAAQqIy.jpg

TFW you go to get out of bed at 6:00am and every joint in your body says NO in unison.

Thats called old age sir.

I'm not even 30 and I have that same problem.

Thats called a hangover,drunk.

Yes and yes. Such a sage!

Someones jealous.

tfw you keep trying to remember the band on someone's shirt and it looks like you're staring at her chest.



+10 creep status. Awesome.

Just tell her you're only looking at the band on shirt, and if she doesn't get it then tell her you don't even like girls that much more than you like boys. Then excuse yourself to vomit and tell her it's because of alcohol abuse. She won't even know exactly what's wrong with you. Make it fun.

It would be an honest way to go about it...

TFW you're about to get off your computer to go do something else, but then you remember that you were going to look up something first, but you forgot what it was, so you start playing Solitaire until you can remember.

Edit: TFW you remember what it was you were going to do, but you keep on playing Solitaire anyway.

TFW you remember where you got the idea for your tagger name from and accidentally tried to rep a legend from the 70s during various drunken stupors. Bishesdunevenknow lmao.

Like the salesman here at work that doesn't know what alt+tab does. He plays that ****ing game all day, and when I walk past he frantically tries to close his laptop.