More zuchini for meme then

You can have it, I'm allergic.

To all squash? That's sad if so. Idk. I used to hate zuchini, now I love it. It's perfect when you get the corners kinda crispy, you know like leaving them alone n lettin em sizzle for a while. And then the inside is kinda juicy, like a mango but not as sour.

Yup. I discovered that the hard way, because fried butternut squash lightly salted and peppered is one of my favorite snacks.

Dude, he's from San Francisco. He doesn't eat meat.

.

My bad. So yeah, fiddler, these people do not eat meat.

For me then! Sorry though, I had no idea. I mean too ba sure you ain't offended. You can hold the hamburger on yours. I'll just add it to mine!

Shitbeard.

Shit stash. ;) What up Roxy?

me.

TFW you're dealing with the collateral burn damage from that spicy Mexican food you ate yesterday and are super surprised with how effective pouring milk all over your ass hole works.

I have discovered a new fetish I never knew I had on me.

I heard if you douche your asshole with milk it stops the burning on the inside too.

Mines pretty big after all the films I did so it just dripped right in there.

Was that you in that meme?

I doubt it. I never put pictures of myself on the Internet.

TFW you go to check on the water you set to boil ten minutes ago, and realize that you never turned the stove on.

That feeling when you throw away instruction manuals, and you know you're throwing away someone's hard work that will never be read or appreciated by you, because you threw it away without looking at it.

I've been the person that drew those isometric line illustrations with the centerlines for all the nuts/bolts/washers, etc. you *bastard. I used to work for Formax, which made all the machines that process all of the Wendy's burgers. I was the guy that made the illustrations that showed how to put them together for the line workers at the fabrication level. Long time ago though.

* = kidding

TFW aux-in ****s up and needs the manual, but he threw it away like a dumbass, and now he has to keep his dishes in an Ikea box.

tfw... wut?

He was trying to build kitchen cabinets. Try to keep up, Marijuana Man.

Hey.

I smoked all of it.

Now I'm drinking wine but there wasn't enough to get drunk so now I'm just getting high off disappointment.



I still don't understand what you're trying to tell me. Aux-ins? Ikea? Dishes? You lost me. Neither of us care. Moving on,

tfw
your life is passing you by and you can't keep up with the world around you

TFW you buy a new $60 Nikon camera, download the PDF manual (all 204 pages of it), and give up after the first 40 pages or so of setup instructions.

I thought I was buying the cheap and easy model.

Always been a Subway kind of guy anyway.

http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/...pszhoawdwq.jpg

The attention to detail is astounding.

Solidworks or Pro-E?

Siemens NX

https://www.google.com/search?q=Siem...w=1164&bih=619

I assume you're missing the :rolleyes: emoticon, otherwise my budding career as a stick-figure artist isn't as hopeless as I anticipated.

tfw you're looking at your credit card debt and can't stop laughing


**** you credit card debt

**** you in your ass.

stumbled across a pornstar that reminds me of my ex a lot

didn't let that slow me down

Actually saw one of mine in a porn video. Was a bukkake/gangbang one.

100% serious.

TFW you wake up still drunk, go to brush your teeth, and realize you no longer have a gag reflex.

TFW you sober up and remember trying to hit on some chick and going on at length about your dead cat.

I have an idea....

Did you have your fake magnet outfit on?

Clearly it wasn't necessary.

Was it necessary for Varg to burn down a church? No. Is it necessary for comic nerds to dress up and go to conventions? No. Is it necessary to wipe when alone in the woods? Maybe, but my point is, you don't just wear it out of necessity, you wear it because you can.

:rofl:

You're killing me man!