It's not so much the character portrayed, but the act itself of watching any 'reality' show.

But dont you remember when Puck sticked his hand on the peanut butter and Pedro freaked out? that was good Tv.

I remember that name. From that show. Wasn't that the very first reality show? Real People or something like that.

Vote for Pedro.

Reality shows about midgets 4 lyfe

This is the true story... of seven midgets... picked to live in a house... work together and have their lives taped... to find out what happens... when people stop being polite... and start getting real.. Real short.

The Real short world.


Sadly Pedro died and reality shows died with him.

Efren Ramirez is alive and well.

You freaked me out for a second there bro.

I drank some cold water, but it dint do nothing.

Expound.

I dunno bro I just felt like, in a street fight Id win.
Or like had we went to school together Id have tipped him upside down by his skinny jeans and taken his lunch money...kei kei kei dweeb.

TFW you are dreaming about being a dance choreographer and end up passionately hooking up with another male dancer while doing a solo practice together because the sexual tension is so intense.

TFW you have sex with the guy who has blonde hair and a giant cock over and over and the ****ing alarm clock wakes you up in the middle of it.

So who has the big dick? The dancer? The alarm clock? Im so lost.

Vanilla, I think.

Sounds like a new Step Up movie.

TFW: Your best friend is going on vacation and asks to borrow your spotify account. Of course I gave it too her. After exsplaining to her that Id rather she hack my face book and write something like, I love dick on or in my mouth and have my pastor and grandmother read that then have her **** up my last fm sync so you all can shame me for listening to boys II men, bon jovi or whatever **** she likes.

And somewhere in this conversation she used the n word and got away without an ass reaming...ooooh shes so crafty I love it.

We just didn't say anything because we already know how godawful your music taste is.

Said the guy who loves TMR.
Safe as milk or gtfo.

Exactly.

No Batty, you're just a big dick.

Lol guys, did I tell the story that badly?

Which n-word?

You can't pull the wool over my eyes. It was you!

Yup ya caught me.

The n word.

Nutella?

Yes that's the one.

That ****ing bitch. "Nutella" is a hurtful word with centuries of history due to its association with the oppression of other sandwich spreads.

I say we lynch the n-word once and for all!

Just make the thing the word refers to disappear. Problem solved.
And Nutella is, after all, ****ing disgusting.

That feeling when you're at an establishment and they're playing commercial radio jingle garbage that is damaging to your ears, but you have your music player and ear clips with you so you turn the volume up as loud as possible, because you'd rather damage your ears by playing good music at high volumes than suffer from the aformentioned.

TFW you buy seven grams from your dealer and he only gives you one nugget. A seven and a half gram mother****ing nugget. Holy ****.

I had a 7 gram mushroom once.

now I have nothing.... Nat jk I'm not gonna be like that

That feeling an hour into your mushroom or LSD trip when you realise you're already freaking out and you're a long way from peaking. You feel awful and you know it's gonna get one hell of a lot worse. Haha. It's horrible.

That's a bad mindset to have on acid. You don't want a self fulfilling prophecy.

TFW your wife has been sick with bronchitis and an ear infection the past few days and now you wake up with a wicked sore throat.

I assure you, I did not just laugh. I would never be so callous.

I'm from Boston. I'm allowed to say wicked. Piss off.

I was laughing at your suffering, not your language, you dolt. I mean, uh... not laughing.

It's cool. We always have some Mexican bought Ampliron (Amoxicilina) on hand for these occasions. You can get prescription antibiotics over the counter down there for really cheap.

Living close to the Mexican border > Living close to the Canadian border.

TFW you get into a hardcore discussion with some antivaxxers because you're there to save babies goddamnit.

#abortionismurder

TFW you come back after two weeks and there's so much shit posts to sort through and you're just like fuck it not reading all of that so you just mark it all read.