Hey there, sailor.

I guess he was asking how people who want to **** you having male menopause is affecting your life...maybe? I don't know, this is all very confusing.

tfw you're pretty sure your brain is completely fried.

TFW LiL bitches about some psychological crap and you just go, "Meh".

Dudes my age look at Roxy as the young chick we'd like to ****, so ya, that's my point.

Bat, your new avatar sucks and sums up an entire generation of losers who are currently dealing with massive neck/spine issues. WTF were they thinking? Not only do you look like idiots in hindsight, but you look like idiots.

I've seen your denim and your mullet. You have no place to talk about anything.

And it's an ironic avatar, you twit. He's headbanging and playing air guitar with a giant sign selling pizzas. I'm sure even he realized how ridiculous he was.

Not a fan of moving avatars, but it's actually not that bad. I'd buy a pizza from him.

There's a quick-change place around here that has their auto techs do that. I can only imagine how demoralized they must feel to have to do it.

I once had to do it in the dead of winter when it was almost too dark for people to even see the sign. I wouldn't be surprised if they just thought I was a homeless person. I basically just said "**** this", held it as lazily as I could, and played my Game Boy Advanced.

TFW you feel the sites been a little stiff these past few days

>Get a new trainee, young kid that just moved to WA from OR.
>He's quick to learn and very polite.
>Half the shit I'm teaching him won't even be part of his regular job at all but according to management, it might come in handy.

Let's call him Flounder.

>Flounder's putting out product as I help with product tagging in the back room.
>Finally spot a load of shoes ready to be delivered to the salesfloor.
>I tell Flounder I'm gonna teach him how to handle the whole shoe thing after break.

>Come back from break and grab Flounder, and the shoe cart.
>Explaining the procedure when suddenly I get a most vile, heinous, terrible whiff of something that smells like someone shit their pants, then used them as a blanket whilst sleeping in a dumpster.
>I say: "Someone around here needs to be hosed down ASAP. Smelly ass customers."
>Flounder says nothing, quietly excuses himself to the bathroom.
>5 minutes later, Flounder comes back smelling pretty damn fresh.
>tfw I just told my trainee that he smelled terrible

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Better than letting him fart around you with impunity.

Right?? I fixed the problem of his stench but I felt like such a bitch.

tfw you're just trying to absorb yourself back into the abyss but you gotta deal with that whole corporeal form bull****

tfw you cant find your ****ing glasses.

****ing glasses.
the **** are you hiding you shimmering scratched up crooked motherfudgers.

TFW you need to take a piss and smoke a cigarette at the same time, so you take out the middle man and go urinate in the backyard, cig dangling between your lips.

Aw yeah.

$20 says they're on your head.

how does someone just lose their glasses?

HOW?!

They're on his face. Mark my words.

more than likely.

a few days ago I was on a mad search for my phone.

this lasted a good few minutes before I realized it was in my backpocket.

girl bye, you have my number.

I broke my phone after drinking too much and throwing a fit. Then I got a free one from the government but someone stole it.

No phones for WD. Truly.

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no wonder you're all up in a fuss, you've got no lifelines when you're at your worst

My biggest problem right now is that my mom's ****ing ******* of a cat pissed on my leopard print denim vest, amongst other things. I'm about ready to strangle that little puddy tat.

feline behavioral problems are usually linked to environmental problems.

you need to ask yourself why baby kittleness doesn't want to use the litter box.

The government gave you a phone? Do people understand how San Francisco is the weird cousin of the US that gets a pat on the head whenever it makes a nice finger painting?

:laughing: San Francisco is the younger sibling of Portland, who is the middle child because Seattle is the big bro.

ObamaPhonezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Generational poverty is a biatch. I'd give you **** but you live with your mother in Virginia and probably masturbate to 'Asian' and/or female-infantilizing on the double-sans-that-probably-quadrupleifnotmore-daily porn on the double-****ing-daily. Truly, you're giving me ****? I'd say I am a million times the person you are but a million times zero is still zero.

You just admitted to living with your own mother in another thread.

TFW you live with your mother every other week.

yeah but WD's mom is hella weird

Cause living with a sane mother is cool.

there are reasons I live more than 1,000 miles away from my own.

she's hella weird, too.

why is it so weird that the government gives away phones lmao how hard is it to connect the dots between an actual life essential which actively helps one pursue gainful employment to uplift oneself out of poverty. where is a homeless person or someone who cant afford their bills gonna field job calls? why don't poor people just buy more money?

He's apparently homeless, but the government has made sure he can be contacted underneath his park bench.

yikes

can we just respect WD's preferred pronouns please

I really hate to see my little sister disrespected like this

I don't remember WD claiming to be an actual woman, so calling him/her/it a "little sister" is actually a bit patronizing as far as I'm concerned.

.....anyway

tfw you wanna talk trash about someone so bad on social media but they follow you everywhere so you just gotta be straight up vagueblogging your life away

Just post a pic of goatse on your page and the only people left following you will be the ones you want following you. Then you can talk trash about whoever you want.

No, it really wouldn't. I told one dude who's into me that I was sick and throwing up and he was all "can I watch" so no, nothing will deter them

Yesistrue.