Music Banter - Your Day

I hope you pass all of your classes with flying colors you piece of ****. You're going to succeed as you always do you ****ing succeeder. You're a pride and joy to your parents and they are glad they had you. They don't regret forgetting the condom. **** you.

Tristan_Geoff

01-05-2017 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1791428)

**** you too, buddy :band: :thumb: :finger:

The Batlord

01-05-2017 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1791424)

Welp, I wake up to the new semester. Wish squanch luck.

lol

Tristan_Geoff

01-05-2017 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1791459)

lol

Do you have the Squanchifier extension on? Lol

The Batlord

01-05-2017 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1791478)

Do you have the Squanchifier extension on? Lol

Of course, squanchass.

The Batlord

01-05-2017 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1791506)

I drove my sister to the airport today when I first parked I did a shoddy job and went in crooked next to this expensive car (I couldn't even tell you the brand idgaf)

I had roll down the window and ease back for like 15 minutes because I did not want to so much as touch this thing

I then elected to park somewhere else as the mere proximity of my clunker to this guy's hot rod would be enough to catch blame for any scuffs

You should have keyed it.

The Batlord

01-05-2017 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1791509)

My car has a "Nazi Trumps **** off" bumper sticker and visible passenger side dmg

In Texas lol

I can't believe I haven't been keyed yet

Is it at least that one good part of Texas?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

01-05-2017 09:34 AM

there's a good part of Texas?

The Batlord

01-05-2017 09:44 AM

Austin's supposed to be nice, if you like hipsters.

Janszoon

01-05-2017 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1791523)

Austin's supposed to be nice, if you like hipsters.

San Antonio's supposed to be nice if you like Alamos.

The Batlord

01-05-2017 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1791531)

San Antonio's supposed to be nice if you like Alamos.

New York's supposed to be alright, if you like saxophones.

WWWP	01-05-2017 11:38 AM

Waking up after sleeping into midmorning and announcing to your dog "**** it, I'm not even getting dressed today." That's true vacation. That's true freedom.

DwnWthVwls

01-05-2017 11:43 AM

So you're just gonna walk around naked all day? Sounds cold.

WWWP	01-05-2017 11:47 AM

Nah I have a big old oversized disgusting robe

The Batlord

01-05-2017 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1791592)

Nah I have a big old oversized disgusting robe

Lose the sash.

http://rsmg.pbsrc.com/albums/1003/si...chrub.gif~c200

WWWP	01-05-2017 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1791595)

Lose the sash.

http://rsmg.pbsrc.com/albums/1003/si...chrub.gif~c200

You won't be able to see anything for my giant bush. It's like a fig tree, reaches all the way to my sternum

Plankton

01-05-2017 12:03 PM

Reminds me of that time I went to a public pool in Germany.

The Batlord

01-05-2017 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1791598)

You won't be able to see anything for my giant bush. It's like a fig tree, reaches all the way to my sternum

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...2c2ce90c89.jpg

The Batlord

01-05-2017 05:10 PM

I HAVE ANOTHER BEER!!! i

The Batlord

01-05-2017 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1791808)

I didn't hurt my tailbone I have an ass infection that's now in my bloodstream

Never self diagnose

Sorry but...

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j3...IFs/bahaha.gif

The Batlord

01-05-2017 05:23 PM

Never Google image search any kind of infection ever no matter how funny it sounds.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

01-05-2017 05:28 PM

if i just google ass infection will i get a good visual?

The Batlord

01-05-2017 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1791835)

if i just google ass infection will i get a good visual?

Not nearly as good as "diabetic foot ulcer" but it will be unpleasant at least.

Chula Vista

01-05-2017 06:07 PM

http://static1.squarespace.com/stati...1460577463142/

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

01-05-2017 06:11 PM

classic

Tristan_Geoff

01-05-2017 08:50 PM

Awesome, so turns out my Mac iMessage was messed up or something/wouldn't go through to her device? Turns out my new bandmate was not meaning to ignore me and the band is still a go. Things are turning around today.

Chula Vista

01-05-2017 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1791872)

classic

So real in the 70s. Donna. My bedroom. 1977-ish? Making out to Floyd. Didn't get to home plate.

She had this HUGE head of black frizzy curly and long hair. In hindsight, I should have known. But she was one of the coolest chicks in High School and had turned me on to Close to the Edge a few years earlier.

DwnWthVwls

01-05-2017 10:47 PM

Did ANY chicks or guys shave back then?

Chula Vista

01-05-2017 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1791958)

Did ANY chicks or guys shave back then?

No. Part of why I was mostly drawn to blonds.

Reasonable trimming started in the 80s - mainly just to cut down on the occasional road rash. The completely bald or shrubbery artistry kicked in with 90s porn.

Frownland

01-05-2017 11:07 PM

The roominess is nice.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

01-06-2017 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1791960)

i don't mind a little strip but a full-on bush would give me 2nd and 3rd thoughts.

Mindfulness

01-06-2017 07:35 AM

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Tristan_Geoff