As long as the vest is not made of real black person chest...

The flow of this joke is a disaster.

Took the day off from writing today because I think i'm getting burned out which is most likely related to my writers block every day. Went for a run, mowed the lawn, raked the leaves, cleaned the house, now im doing some laundry. Feels good.

I made art and met a friend again.

And flashed a cop behind his back for harassing my friends for playing magic cards. Seriously man, there are actual assailants at loose! You have better things to do than be a pigfart.

Yeah, so let's make it better by humiliating ourselves to a cop that's just trying to do his job. That'll really teach him!

**** his job!

Yeah! **** his family too!

Might as well.

The fact that he's doing his job doesn't inherently make his actions okay or even legal.

Flashing my weenis is humiliating?

Unless WD's bare white ass was offensive enough.

-only ever to cops. Indecent exposure is an uninteresting crime.

Only for you.

Aw. You know u of all people wanna wrap them bearded lips around it, tiny as at may be.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xB...Efde/giphy.gif

This depicts my day well.

omg that's so cute i want to masturbate

I saw a terrifying woman today. Red pants. Brown shirt. Black shades. She walked with the confidence of an intergalactic ruler. Too far for me, I just leaned back, wished I had a cap to tap, and winked at the two cute girls closer by.

It was just Hillary.

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She was black so... Nope.

Oh! It was Oprah!

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You people are stustu

Says the guy who flashed a cop.

Friends are playing magic cards! Boo to the cops who are tragic mops.

God I hope Trump wins.

The hell are magic cards?

I hope he does too, so he can send your ass back to Mexico.

And your ass back to Africa.

[insert fat joke about shipping costs here]

Best joke you've ever told.

I started a Redbubble today. What T-Shirts would you guys wanna see?

I'm currently making a Nick Drake, resizing that Slayer/Death Grips shirt, and an UNWND one.

I'll probably make stickers and other **** too.

Megaman waving a Soviet flag.

A snnnzfest one.

You should make a shirt with a subpoena for copyright infringement logo.

I think I'd buy this shirt.

Don't see why not.

Gotcha covered.



Lol aight. I still don't see how people put all these band t-shirts up but I can't find any statement on their copyright policies on the site :/

I have a Junkie Christ shirt with Kurt Cobain nailed to a cross.