Are you pregnant?

This scenario looks all too familiar. I can assure you it's not mine.

No worries Plankton...

WWWP be like:
https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/...4971882871.jpg

Lol. Yes, to visit my new niece!

I'm just illustrating that my body is ready for daddy plank.

I'm really bad at reading hints. lol

Not sure my junk will reach San Fran

Lol

Nope, still too short.

WWWP ain't 20.

oh THANKS CHARLES

I mean who wants a girl without any wrinkles or sagging?

No for real though I just take them for the skin/hair/nails benefits

Anyway my body secretes a natural spermicide, and I absorb the dead cells for strength. Once I've gotten over the noise of the biological clock ticking on in the back of my mind and the existential dread of letting go of my global idealism and the cycles of depression that counteract the productivity of my mania I will be on par with god herself.

You'll never be on Alanis' level.

Damn, why did you have to mention her? Now i got the chorus of this song stuck in my head



To this day i still assume all her songs are about uncle joey.

Perhaps hes setting up a drug den idk. Can you get high of red gas? I dont even know what that is.

You act like that song isn't fire. And don't forget some of her songs are about Ryan Reynolds.

Lulz, I'm pretty sure that he means that they're red containers of gas, not containers of red gas.

@mindy

What's blue but smells like red gas?

wtf is red gas?

Nobody knows what the **** you're talking about. Red cans of gas wtf?

Whaa, she got with ryan too? I didn't know that.

Alanis like

https://media1.tenor.com/images/7948...temid=12300066

You think she got with tupac too? Omg she ****ed tupac too.
Still didnt answer my question tho

CAN
YOU
GET
HIGH
WITH
IT?

They were married. Her Flavours of Entanglement album is basically a divorce album.

Hmm.

lol how? Cant a gashead enjoy christmas songs too? God rest ye merry gentlemen is pretty dope.

Oh most definitely, but if i want to sacrifice goats in my living room thats still my goddamn right. If you get too suspicious and start poking around my biz we'll sacrifice you too. Or yknow.. You can just join our cult.

Point is tho, suspicious gas guy has a right to privacy too.

sounds like a good productive time and i'm sure you learned many new skills

Maybe you kicked a gravestone looking for your phone.

Nothing worse than waking up to a twisted ankle and alcohol poisoning.

10/10

So are you becoming a white rapper now?

White rappers are just boneless goth poets

southern people who hate the south be like why couldn't i have grown up in the better part of the south

Now this is some legit goth poetry that Aesop Rock can't **** with

:laughing:

Mindfulness sharpening his pitchfork.

Get you some Heelys.

Woke up at 3pm.. Not sure why but hey.. Got up and dressed, had a cup of tea and layed around till 6pm. Went to go see a special release movie of Live Baby Live - INXS in theaters.. Came home and found out this forum exists. Now im here.

Welcome! :)

Just got late to work and said F**K YOU to the boss.
Of course he didn't hear, he was through a broad glass window. He just stared, saw me saying something and waved because he assumed it was good morning.

Lol