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Old 09-04-2018, 07:51 PM   #54711 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2018, 07:55 PM   #54712 (permalink)
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I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.
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Old 09-04-2018, 07:58 PM   #54713 (permalink)
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I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.
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Old 09-04-2018, 08:15 PM   #54714 (permalink)
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I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.
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Although I have to say I was kinda expecting this story to go in a different direction.
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Old 09-04-2018, 08:54 PM   #54715 (permalink)
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I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.
Who ended up locking who in the freezer at the end of the argument?
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Old 09-04-2018, 09:50 PM   #54716 (permalink)
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Old 09-05-2018, 04:16 AM   #54717 (permalink)
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Old 09-05-2018, 12:15 PM   #54718 (permalink)
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got a job offer from a new company the same day I have an interview with my current company for a leadership position. personally considering myself a darkhorse candidate for the leadership role (not due to ability, but rather age and years of experience compared to those I know are also in the running) but boy exciting times ahead either way
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Old 09-05-2018, 12:31 PM   #54719 (permalink)
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I ate taco bell last night for the first time since like 2006 and at first I was like "I don't get the hype" but now today I can't stop thinking about taco bell
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Old 09-05-2018, 12:37 PM   #54720 (permalink)
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got a job offer from a new company the same day I have an interview with my current company for a leadership position. personally considering myself a darkhorse candidate for the leadership role (not due to ability, but rather age and years of experience compared to those I know are also in the running) but boy exciting times ahead either way
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I ate taco bell last night for the first time since like 2006 and at first I was like "I don't get the hype" but now today I can't stop thinking about taco bell
I had an incredibly similar experience about a month ago. Hadn't had Taco Bell since college. Nothing sounded good on my lunch break so I had TB for the first time in a couple years. I have since had it like 6 more times in the past month. I am shame
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