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Old 07-25-2019, 11:04 AM   #63181 (permalink)
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The eight pound six ounce baby jesus, or the tuxedo t-shirt wearing one?
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Old 07-25-2019, 11:08 AM   #63182 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-25-2019, 11:11 AM   #63183 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2019, 11:12 AM   #63184 (permalink)
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Oh, that's the Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singin' lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band one.
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Old 07-25-2019, 11:13 AM   #63185 (permalink)
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I thought that was just Lynyrd Skynyrd.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-25-2019, 11:15 AM   #63186 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:02 PM   #63187 (permalink)
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Got a big-ass raise.
For the past few weeks I had the feeling that my boss is ducking me when it came to talking about money and now suddenly I get almost 80% more than I negotiated back when I was hired. I'm confused and incredulous and happy.
Best first day of work after a vacation ever.
Also got assigned to several new, cool projects that I'm looking forward to start working on.
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:14 PM   #63188 (permalink)
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Nice. Good money and you like your job? If only you weren't a dirty Slav.
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:18 PM   #63189 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:18 PM   #63190 (permalink)
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For the past few weeks I had the feeling that my boss is ducking me when it came to talking about money and now suddenly I get almost 80% more than I negotiated back when I was hired. I'm confused and incredulous and happy.
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Pulse too high

Decided against buying my Prozac

****ing placebo anyway

I want to ****
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