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Old 07-25-2019, 01:19 PM   #63191 (permalink)
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Nice. Good money and you like your job? If only you weren't a dirty Slav.
Yeah, it still weirds me out a bit.

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Old 07-25-2019, 01:21 PM   #63192 (permalink)
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Got a big-ass raise.
For the past few weeks I had the feeling that my boss is ducking me when it came to talking about money and now suddenly I get almost 80% more than I negotiated back when I was hired. I'm confused and incredulous and happy.
Best first day of work after a vacation ever.
Also got assigned to several new, cool projects that I'm looking forward to start working on.
That's the best kind of surprise ever. Congrats!
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:21 PM   #63193 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:28 PM   #63194 (permalink)
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They seem like they'd have mad bush.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:31 PM   #63195 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:35 PM   #63197 (permalink)
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Got a big-ass raise.
For the past few weeks I had the feeling that my boss is ducking me when it came to talking about money and now suddenly I get almost 80% more than I negotiated back when I was hired. I'm confused and incredulous and happy.
Best first day of work after a vacation ever.
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:42 PM   #63198 (permalink)
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It really didn’t even occur to me that I might be rejected. I was totally counting on it for my meds and to hit a buffet with a big salad bar. I was just like goddamn really?
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Old 07-25-2019, 01:43 PM   #63199 (permalink)
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It really didn’t even occur to me that I might be rejected. I was totally counting on it for my meds and to hit a buffet with a big salad bar. I was just like goddamn really?
Did they give you the option to calm your pulse down first?
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They saw his posts and said nah.
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