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Old 03-18-2018, 01:30 AM   #49011 (permalink)
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who wants to date me

but wait

-U gotta live in Houston
-U cant be fat
-Or ugly

and u gotta have all your teeth

that's my day ok Bye
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Old 03-18-2018, 01:53 AM   #49012 (permalink)
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I'll relocate to Houston then.
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Old 03-18-2018, 02:07 AM   #49013 (permalink)
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I bought a passable set for now and then I'll buy something better in a few months. I use my speakers all the time, so I didn't feel like waiting.
Any music fan should understand this.
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Old 03-18-2018, 02:19 AM   #49014 (permalink)
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Wore pigtails and dressed in lingerie for when my bf got home and it legitimately took him ten minutes to notice because first he was irritated that I hadn't taken the recycling out
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WWWP is pretty but should be cancelled (digital blackface)

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Old 03-18-2018, 04:33 AM   #49015 (permalink)
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Wore pigtails and dressed in lingerie for when my bf got home and it legitimately took him ten minutes to notice because first he was irritated that I hadn't taken the recycling out
Wouldn't it have been easier to take out the recycling than try to distract him with whoring?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-18-2018, 04:34 AM   #49016 (permalink)
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The thing is the recycling wasn't even full.
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Old 03-18-2018, 04:35 AM   #49017 (permalink)
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Wore pigtails and dressed in lingerie for when my bf got home and it legitimately took him ten minutes to notice because first he was irritated that I hadn't taken the recycling out
Try dressing like a sexy recycling bin next time. He'll never see it coming.
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Old 03-18-2018, 04:40 AM   #49018 (permalink)
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The thing is the recycling wasn't even full.
You know if you just throw everything in the trash you only have to take one thing out. Join the South. We have sweat tea.
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Old 03-18-2018, 04:52 AM   #49020 (permalink)
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It's hot in the South.
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