What Will They Say About You When You're Gone?

Stephen · 06-01-2018, 10:48 PM

“Who?”

Trollheart · 06-02-2018, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

"Alas, poor Trollheart, he washed down an Ambien with a rum and coke and drove his Winnebago off a cliff while fast asleep."

Ha ha! Joke's on you! I can't drive! Nor have I ever drunk rum. Although, that Ambien does look tempting. And sure, how hard can it be to drive anyway? Edge of a cliff is a good place to learn, surely...?

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Batlord's neighbours: "It used to be an alright house until they had to break down a wall to get some dead fat dude out."

I heard that nobody in Burger King even noticed he hadn't turned up for work till one (retarded) employee suddenly realised, three days later, that he was wasting his pearls of what he saw as wisdom on a dumpster. And then all those cases of food poisoning over there. Surely not related? He did always say he'd get them all back...

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Originally Posted by Blank.

"Poor Kiiii, he threw a bitch fit that was so massive that he had a heart attack and died, or he listened to too much Nightwish"

Hopefully the former. We wouldn't want him to have suffered.

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

They’ll inform the police chief, who will breathe a sigh of relief.
He’ll say I was a malanderer, a badlander, and a thief.

Nice! Cave4Eva!

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-02-2018, 11:14 AM

Rum is sh*t imo.

Have you ever drank beer?

Edit: Navy Rum that is. The dark stuff.

Trollheart · 06-02-2018, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

Rum is sh*t imo.

Have you ever drank beer?

Edit: Navy Rum that is. The dark stuff.

Drank Smithwick's, Harp, Fosters (all lagers/ales I know; what's the difference anyway?) and I think maybe Carlsberg or Heineken? Also tried Guinness. Did not like it. Like drinking treacle. Of the above, only Smithwick's made the grade. But I haven't had a drink in, what, ten, twelve years now?

Chula Vista · 06-02-2018, 11:40 AM

Chula, Chula, emotions run amok.
He surely was an ornery old ****.
On a first name basis with most Alpine cops.
But have to admit, guy had some decent chops.
The revealing mass retain, he just couldn't refrain.

Then one day he drank too many rum and cokes.
Went to sleep on his back, big big mistake folks.
Once the retching started, his fate was surely sealed.
When found 5 days later the vomit had all congealed.
A solid liver to his mental grace, in the end, such a disgrace.

Trollheart · 06-02-2018, 11:44 AM

Hey hey, where's your 401K?
Your kids stole the camper and drove it away.
You liked Yes and Genesis and really liked Devin
And now you're climbing the stairway to Heaven.

Key · 06-02-2018, 11:51 AM

"He lived. And then died."

The Batlord · 06-02-2018, 11:52 AM

"I can't believe Trollheart's sister outlived him. Guess she's ****ed."

Trollheart · 06-02-2018, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

"I can't believe Trollheart's sister outlived him. Guess she's ****ed."

She won't. How many times must I tell you: murder/suicide!

The Batlord · 06-02-2018, 12:00 PM

"I can't believe Trollheart's sister outlived him. I guess he shorted her on the strychnine."

06-02-2018, 11:40 AM	#35 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Chula, Chula, emotions run amok. He surely was an ornery old ****. On a first name basis with most Alpine cops. But have to admit, guy had some decent chops. The revealing mass retain, he just couldn't refrain. Then one day he drank too many rum and cokes. Went to sleep on his back, big big mistake folks. Once the retching started, his fate was surely sealed. When found 5 days later the vomit had all congealed. A solid liver to his mental grace, in the end, such a disgrace. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-02-2018, 11:44 AM	#36 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Hey hey, where's your 401K? Your kids stole the camper and drove it away. You liked Yes and Genesis and really liked Devin And now you're climbing the stairway to Heaven. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

06-01-2018, 10:48 PM	#31 (permalink)
Stephen I sleep in your hat Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Melbourne, Vic. Aus. Posts: 1,846	“Who?”

06-02-2018, 11:14 AM	#33 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Rum is sh*t imo. Have you ever drank beer? Edit: Navy Rum that is. The dark stuff.

06-02-2018, 11:51 AM	#37 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	"He lived. And then died."